Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

"'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'?" has had me giggling like a loon and DD wants to know what I'm laughing at.

One of my exes would have needed an egg cup :)

Jolly

Why is sink willy washing bad?

I might know someone who does this. Sort of.

I once walked into an ex housemates bedroom to find a used dildo floating in a glass of water, obviously left over from the night before. I assumed it was some kind of cleaning system. It was a normal household glass though, they hadn't bought a special dunking cup.

This thread is hilarious!

"'I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!'"

^^this killed me! Crying with laughter.

far be it from me to overthink things but how does dunking your nob actually do anything?

surely the icky bit has retracted by the time you'd be in dunking mood or does your DP have to stand on his head to get the right trajectory, and immediately after the event?

Can imagine the pitch on Dragons Den.

Who picked the beaker? If you did, then did you get a really large one just to make his day.... ?

Trinpy- how did you know it was used? Maybe someone bought it for them and told them it was a flower?

We use loorolls etc no beaker

I once dated a guy who got all the way to about to go to bed when he told me he had a "receding penis" I shit you not it was that small that when it was flaccid his body kind of sucked it all the way in!
He said "it's ok, when it's erect it's normal size"
Normal for a toddler maybe...

Sink willy washing has a bad reputation because of the old sinks where you had to mix hot and cold water to wash your face.

I had an ex who sink willy washed and I just kind of feel that somewhere people wash their hands shouldn't also be used for genitals.

Op. No. Not come across this before. Dhs t shirt rescued from floor, then thrown in the wash basket here.

And what is wrong with Willy washing in the sink?

Surely he has to sort of, swill it around a bit, to get it properly clean? Dunking alone wouldn't work.

Sobbing at floating dildo!!

I meant to add I should have offered him a thimble lol

How about this
Or, for a cheesy 70s vibe this one
And here's one for the laydees

Roar @ I'm feeling fruity tonight darling. FILL UP THE PENIS BEAKER!.
Actual tears of mirth.

Well to be honest, his willy goes in my mouth anyway, so I'm not bothered about traces of genital in my face wash water

my thoughts exactly Chasing

how do you swill a penis in a glass?

Is it Friday?

This is the first thread EVER that has literally made me laugh out loud.

I may suggest a cock cup to DH, just to see if his eyebrows reach the ceiling.

What the actual fuck at "my little penis" mug DP would go into a depression if I bought him that

Ripping I've given it some thought and he must be very good at wiggling his hips.