Do you dunk your penis?

[SaraCrewe]

I considered name changing for this, but, fuck it.

We have a dedicated post-sex cleanup area on the bedside table. A box of tissues, a small bin, and a beaker of clean water for temporary cleaning/dunking while the bathroom is occupied by me.

Apparently our penis beaker is strange and not the done thing.

Does everyone else just lay there in a sticky post coital glow until morning? Really?

Just when you think Mumsnet can't get any crazier

Should be working but I have to keep refreshing... More threads like this please!! Brightens up my day & sure beats baby name threads!

Chasing

wouldn't his balls knock against the glass cause a wave?

then there'd be spermy jizz water running down his legs and he'd be back to square one eewww

I think it is a bit freakish, tbh. I've heard of Jizz rags, like a stray sock used to rub off any fanny juice and errant cum but a dedicated clean up section on a bedside table is taking it too far unless you are living in a brothel.

listerine

does TJ sing with his as well then

On a serious note. Please don't think a quick dunk will suffice if you are wanting to do normal sex after a friday night special

I approve of a more formal 'cock wash' arrangement though.
Namely a sink.
Dh often pops to the cock wash and I am fine with that.

Just imagine waking up in the middle of the night thirsty hungover and taking a swig....

I am going to regret this BUT what is a Friday night special?

'Pops to the cock wash'.

Like the car wash.

We just use tissue on the VERY rare occasion I can be bothered we have time for those sorts of shenanigans.

I really am intrigued by the whole specific willy dunker though. I have a pint glass by my bed.....

"Friday night special"

I find a spray bottle of Flash with bleach at the side of the bed does the trick!!!

My DH always smells/sniffs a cup when he takes it out of a kitchen press before use. It annoys the shite out of me. However if people use cups as Dick Dunkers he may very well have a point!!!!

Its bum sex

Its bum sex

Its bum sex

Wasn't there a whole Classics thread about wank mittens and knitting patterns? The cockmug seems destined to join it?

Three times even bloody phone

Are you going to namechange after this,op?

knew I could rely on MN for bus ride giggles ....trouble is, I have flippin tears rolling down my cheeks from laughing so much & am even more desperate for a pee now!!!

fwiw op ......erm, no.

Dp's t shirt rescued from floor then slung in wash basket usually.