My tip of the day for you all.

[MissStrawberry]

You can thank me later.

When you want to get out of the car, it is always sensible, and useful, to take your seat belt off first.

You're welcome .

My mum always always tries to open the car door while I'm still parking. And funny enough thinks I'm a nasty bitch for telling her not to

I also have a tip. When spraying deodorant under your arms, it's best to double check you haven't picked up hairspray instead

Never buy a mermaid tights.

And the remote control does NOT belong in the fridge. That's somewhere you'll never think of looking until you wonder why the butter is still out!

Hope I've helped too

I also need to remember to look in the mirror more than once when reserving out of my space on Mondays, it's recycling day and last week I reversed into and knocked over an empty wheelie bin

Don't try to drive down a motorway with your handbreak on.

It's not good!

Never yawn while putting on hairspray

when making apple juice for your toddler it is preferable to use apple squash, not washing up liquid

don't pee on the the toilet with the lid still down

don't put your car keys and mobile phone in the fridge.

it makes it much harder to find them!

The general rule is one contact lens per eye. Hth.

wheretoyougonow, DP's version of that would be : when spraying deodorant under your arms, it's best to double check you haven't picked up lurid blue shaving foam instead. Oh I

...or when rubbing on your deodorant stick - make sure you are not dressed already.

Don't mix up Batiste dry shampoo and deodorant

You're welcome.

When trying to squeeze a garlic press and failing, don't think "I know, I'll get more leverage if I put it upside down on teh counter a d press with all my might." It will create a garlic splurt up your nose and in your eyes which freaking stings, and You will smell only garlic, nothing else, for 3 days and nights and mornings and evenings and afternoons...

Chaos, the voice of reason.

Always check you are wearing matching shoes before leaving the house

Dont refill your soap dispenser with anti bacterial hand soap then use it to take off your eye make up forgetting to shut your eyes first. My eyeballs felt like they were going to explode, not a mistake ill make again.

Check jeans for knickers.

take out old tampon before inserting new one.

Make sure your top is not inside out before you leave the house as you are stuck like that till you return home...

Ensure your debit card is in your purse before starting your supermarket shop. Or at least check before you get to the till, have packed it all into bags and have three more customers waiting and tutting behind you.

When someone offers to walk your dog for you make sure they understand how to pick up poo with the bag otherwise they might feel they have to pick up the poo with their hand to place it in the bag

gin I did that yesterday

where were you to warn me?

Don't clean your teeth with hair removing cream...unless you have hairy teeth