I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

[NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner]

I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame.

[BewitchedBotheredandBewildered]

Assumed you'd gone to the loo to scrub your hand in the first place.

Starting to have doubts about your intentions Nobody.

[elfycat]

You haven't washed you hand yet???

[LadyClariceCannockMonty]

'the optician's packet came to rest lightly on my knee'

'I gently lowered my left tit into a patient's cupped hand once'





OP, he could probably win a packet if it went to tribunal ...

[seizetheafternoon]

I would scrub your hand with domestos. You don't know where he might have had them.

[elfycat]

*your hand.

Sorry too shocked by sweaty ball hugger hand NOT being boil-washed by this point after the incident!

[VanitasVanitatum]

I thought accidentally squeezing my ex's df's manboob mid hug was bad.. Feel so much better now!! Thanks op

[NobodyPutsMyBabyInTheCorner]

One last post before I shut down computer.

I haven't washed it yet, I went to toilet to MN about bloody awful experience and colleague came in. Said I got a call from DH and then walked out as there would no need to wash poor hand.

I couldn't run off to the loo straight after ball-gate as CO would know I was washing his bollock germs off.

And it's only Wednesday...

[watchingout]

Just snorted my cuppa at THROB

[PostBellumBugsy]

Roaring with laughter - thank you NPMBITC!

Moments like those are just priceless - it is almost as though time stands still for a brief second & you just know it will be imprinted on your memory for the rest of your life. Oh yes - you will remember that momentary squish of soft CO bollock for ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[flamingtoaster]

It's great that you take your company's wish for all it's staff to be on the ball so literally.

[Doughnutmaestro]

He's quite posh and very authoritarian, I can imagine him telling me I cupped it all wrong.

Is his name Christian Gray?
Swoon.

[MrsOakenshield]

absolutely PMSL at 'He's quite posh and very authoritarian, I can imagine him telling me I cupped it all wrong.'

[waltermittymissus]

^cry

[waltermittymissus]

Oops!

crying at this thread!

Ball cupping, cock resting, breast lowering, elderly breat wrenching...

Only on MN

[WeAreSix]

Was it worth it though?!

[MyShoofly]

That is all I can think of.

[HighBrows]

Nobody fabulous thread, you poor thing .

Talc I am dying laughing at the diagram! Utterly brilliant

[ItsOkayItsJustMyBreath]

Nobody and noel, you are brave brave women and MN is a better place because of you.

Talc, once again you deliver the goods!

I am crying

[HighBrows]

I once had an awkward moment when my dentist told me I had a good gag reflex, we both had the grace to go red.

[FeijoaVodkaStat]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....................... Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

(and I laugh with the cringing knowledge of how it feels to have accidentally put my hand out behind me to grab a seat after losing my balance in a tram, only to find myself grabbing at some random (and quite alright looking) mans trouser front. Oh the shame. Still at least I never saw him again )

[WeAreEternal]

I'm sorry Nobody but that is the funniest thing I have heard all day.

[thefirstmrsrochester]

noel that happened to my friend. Optician got too close for comfort during her eye test so she crossed her knees to create a barrier.....and nudged his in the balls.
She goes elsewhere for eye tests now.

[superbadspeller]

[Tee2072]

I am laughing so hard I'm crying!

Talc you are, without a doubt, the love of my MN life!

OP...quit. Immediately!