I've just cupped my CO's penis by accident.

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I work at a friendly, very well known company and have since the very beginning of their existence. All of the original staff do hugs and kisses on the cheeks as we have worked through thick and thin together.

My CO came over to introduce me to someone who is hoping to become a corporate client and went in for a hug.

I was totally unprepared and only got one arm around, the other was left straggling and I accidentally cupped his balls.

WE BOTH KNOW I CUPPED HIS BALLS, we exchanged a 'I know you know I just felt your balls look'

I'm mning in the toilet, shuddering in shame.

How disconcerting! I hope that it doesn't come up in your annual review iykwim :)

Oh I am suffering big style with a hangover and was decidedly grumpy before i read this, but it has cheered me right up!!

I once kissed my sisters FIL full on lips as the angles were all wrong! I was the colour of beetroot for the rest of the weekend i had to spend around him!

I wouldn't hide in the toilets.

You might start rumours

I have actual tears.

watch your cock Alan, she likes to cop a feel

ROAR

Can't contain laughter, thank god I finish at 4.

Talc- I couldn't of created a better diagram if i tried, extremely accurate, even down to my heels.

I don't think it's a situation that I could ever bring up, plus his wife works here too and I've already soiled my patch there.
When I first joined, all I did was spent my first day smiling nervously and my mouth became so dry my lip got stuck. I looked like this. I just kind of left it there until it came back down.

SHOOT ME NOW

So you're saying you ballsed up?

Thank you for the diagram Talk I'm forming a very VIVID picture in my minds eye.

Fandango Sidge and pawn, thoroughly good effort.

LOVING "did it twitch?"

I can't get the word THROB out of my mind now.

Sorry, this just SO funny!

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Oh dear. There, there OP.

OP you're a liability. Cling to that job. CLING to it, woman. :D

I have serious regrets about my decision to start a company pension.

Carry on?

You should be in for a raise

and

I hope that it doesn't come up in your annual review

you are reducing me to a 15 year old.

now, about that promotion....

Thank you for making my day

well..as long as there are no hard feelings.....fnarr fnarr

Just pretend nothing happened - the ball is definitely in his court (as opposed to your hand ...) Just be careful what you say during Wimbledon ....

I just love how MNers are ready to lend a cackle rather than support when their compares are going through teste-ing times.

Yes, we really ought to take it more seriously... she could find herself up for grope misconduct......

Compadres.

Obvis.

youre lucky he didnt give you a bollocking

Nice one Chaos....................

She was Branleuse or a real dressing down.

I forgot to be sympathetic when I was replying. Nobody, I really feel for you. You're having a hard day.

'you're lucky he didn't give you a bollocking'

My hand would strongly disagree!

Should I wash it? I'm very conscious to put it too close to my face.

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