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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
relaxingathome · 10/04/2013 21:40

classics

Facebaffle · 10/04/2013 21:41

formerdiva I also live in Hull Smile
Bloody typical - this type of post can only come from here.

Allthingspretty · 10/04/2013 21:41

Delete

ConfusedPixie · 10/04/2013 21:41

HullDad, ignoring the ludicrous concept of yoni massages for one moment, you're offering to give massages as you enjoy giving them. Do you have any qualifications in massage?

Either way, thanks for giving DP and I a good chance to lmfao giggle!

MrsSchadenfreude · 10/04/2013 21:41

Justine and Olivia have just been stopped for speeding on the M25.

Ikeameatballs · 10/04/2013 21:41

Best thing I've read in a long time!

YoniMitchell · 10/04/2013 21:41

Oh this has to be a classic

Allthingspretty · 10/04/2013 21:41

Its never dull in hull eh?

milkysmum · 10/04/2013 21:42

what the heck??

shrimponastick · 10/04/2013 21:42

And it is only Wednesday....

RowanMumsnet · 10/04/2013 21:42

Sadly for all concerned, the OP may no longer be able to answer your questions

TurnipCake · 10/04/2013 21:42

Crying at this thread.

yellowhousewithareddoor · 10/04/2013 21:42

I think someone (not me) ought to take up the offer so it can be reviewed properly for mumsnet. Maybe even a live webchat after?

Hassled · 10/04/2013 21:42

Rowan - neither. Let it stand in S&B. And one day someone will be searching S&B for threads about stylish waterproof coats with a hood and stumble across this - you just can't deny them the frisson they'll undoubtably feel.

ReluctantBeing · 10/04/2013 21:43

I hear there is traffic jam on the M62 heading east.

cardamomginger · 10/04/2013 21:43

Classics!

McPheetStink · 10/04/2013 21:43
Grin
CheeryCherry · 10/04/2013 21:43

Thinking about it, my friend has a caravan on a site near Hull. Anyone want me to ask her if she's any vacancies?

TalcAndTurnips · 10/04/2013 21:43

squoosh - I am considering having them printed up for Brian so he can put them in newsagents' windows, next to ads for Flymo lawnmowers and a carburettor for an '82 Cortina.

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^ corporate logo for Yonis 'R' Us

enormouse · 10/04/2013 21:43

Classics please Rowan!

AnyFucker · 10/04/2013 21:43
Grin
quietlysuggests · 10/04/2013 21:43

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Blatherskite · 10/04/2013 21:43

Oh Brian. He's not the messiah massager, he's a very naughty boy.

starjules · 10/04/2013 21:43

Oh please don't delete, I've nearly had an orgasm from laughing so hard!

CajaDeLaMemoria · 10/04/2013 21:44

Just showed DP this thread.

He looks very concerned, and said that there is clearly a grim underside in Hull.

I'm now dying laughing. This has cheered me right up.

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