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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
Velve · 10/04/2013 21:37

I am pissing myself at this thread.

Grin YoniMitchell

Jinafire · 10/04/2013 21:37

Grin Dexter

Grin usual

YoniMitchell · 10/04/2013 21:37

Bet the op also eats raw garlic.

MrsSchadenfreude · 10/04/2013 21:38

Oh, I've been to Hull and the Isle of Mull while Brian dug and delved in my muff.
He was sratchin my itchin from Hull to Hitchin while I writhed around in the buff.
I was undressed by Bri and I came in his eye, all from his massage of my yoni.
I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me

Vijac · 10/04/2013 21:38

Haha dolge Grin

AnyFucker · 10/04/2013 21:38

Some bastard already has the nickname YoniMitchell

Lovecat · 10/04/2013 21:38

Is this why half the women on the Relationships board recommend going for a Spa day when someone's DH is being a git? ShockShock

IAmSheWhoMustBeObeyed · 10/04/2013 21:38

This is the sort of thing AH meant! Honestly a nice bloke comes along with a business idea, looking for feedback and he just gets torn to pieces. Vipers!

CoolaSchmoola · 10/04/2013 21:38

I live within 50 miles of Hull....

Maybe I should move?!

orangeandlemons · 10/04/2013 21:38

And listens to whale music

ReluctantBeing · 10/04/2013 21:38

MNHQ are about because another thread has just gone poof. I reckon they are too busy laughing at this one.

Or driving towards Hull.

CockBollocks · 10/04/2013 21:38

one and your opinion on Yoni massage? Give that a go? Grin

squoosh · 10/04/2013 21:39

TalcAndTurnips your peppy little ad sounds almost appealing! I can just picture my ankles waggling out the passenger door of the Fiat Brava whilst Brian from Hull enriches my sacred feminine cavern.

As long as it's not a phoney Yoni. Nothing worse them a flimsy Yoni massage in Tesco's carpark.

YoniMitchell · 10/04/2013 21:39

Wink AnyFucker

nenevomito · 10/04/2013 21:39

I've had a word with Yoni and it reckons its alright.

Thanks anyway.

cardamomginger · 10/04/2013 21:39

It is pronounced Yoni as in Joni Mitchell, the Tantric name for the vagina.
OP, the way you have punctuated this means that you are saying that Joni Mitchell is the Tantric name for the vagina.
Is this true? Wonder if she knew....

Downfall · 10/04/2013 21:39

This is style and beauty?

Could I get my colours done at the same time?

ClaimedByMe · 10/04/2013 21:39

I reckon HQ are taking up the offer of a free trial...

RowanMumsnet · 10/04/2013 21:39

Sorry, sorry

Can't decide whether to delete or move straight to Classics

Blatherskite · 10/04/2013 21:40

Strawberry and Malibu milkshakes are yum. I'm trying to remember what booze went in the Banana milkshakes...

UmBongo · 10/04/2013 21:40

Shock I'll pass too thanks!

Crunchymunchyhoneycakes · 10/04/2013 21:40

Classics

ReluctantBeing · 10/04/2013 21:40

Classics!

Sunnywithshowers · 10/04/2013 21:40

Brilliant thread. I hope it's not deleted.

Hulldad, why did you post in this section? I'm agog.

Hassled · 10/04/2013 21:40

:o This has cheered me right up. Who knew Hull was such a hotbed of Eastern mysticism and erotica? Not me.

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