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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
ParsleyTheLioness · 10/04/2013 21:44

Why not RowanMumsnet?

squoosh · 10/04/2013 21:44

Brian if you have a car or bicycle and are willing to travel with your healing mystic hands you could call your business Hullivers Erotic Travels.

JumpHerWho · 10/04/2013 21:44

yy yellowhouse. It can go in 'Mumsnet Recommends'

ClaimedByMe · 10/04/2013 21:44

Rowan what have you done to him Shock

WildThong · 10/04/2013 21:44

Classics!

McPheetStink · 10/04/2013 21:44

Well this beats the friday night bumsex Grin

NippyDrips · 10/04/2013 21:44

My yoni is tickled pink with this thread already... A bit of an online service eh.

MrsSchadenfreude · 10/04/2013 21:44

"Thread deleted: it was deluged in a flood of sacred feminine waters."

Allthingspretty · 10/04/2013 21:44

DELETE DELETE

TheDegglyDonkey · 10/04/2013 21:44

Please send this to classics - it's fab-u-lous!

But please will you post the deletion message you would have used if you'd deleted it?

MostFamousMonkey · 10/04/2013 21:45

Mrs Schadenfreude's poem must stay forever. I am crying laughing here.

LynetteScavo · 10/04/2013 21:45

OK, so who beat me to claiming YoniMitchel'as a posting name?

JumpHerWho · 10/04/2013 21:45

Is he busy RowanMumsnet? Grin

catnipkitty · 10/04/2013 21:46

Is the OP otherwise engaged? Found a willing customer perchance or just been deleted by his wife and 'good friend' for one Yoni-ing too far...

WrenNatsworthy · 10/04/2013 21:46

TalcandTurnips you have totally finished me off with your Fiat Brava post.

(Not like that).

EggbertShellyandYoko · 10/04/2013 21:46

Is this April Fools day, seasonally adjusted??

YoniMitchell · 10/04/2013 21:46

I was Jumpingjackhash but quite like my new id

LRDtheFeministDragon · 10/04/2013 21:46

Oh, please put it in Classics.

It's harmless fun and a brilliant indication of how MN can all pull together being charming and pleasant.

Shlurpbop · 10/04/2013 21:46

Marking :)

littlemissbunny · 10/04/2013 21:47

Perhaps this should be the next mumsnet course?

Ilovewaleswhenitrains · 10/04/2013 21:47

I have laughed so much at this thread - thanks.

BOF · 10/04/2013 21:47

Please keep it, Rowan Grin

MrsS, I love you Thanks

justpoppy · 10/04/2013 21:47

This thread has cheered me up no end tonight

MostFamousMonkey · 10/04/2013 21:47

Blatherskite Grin

LifeofPo · 10/04/2013 21:48

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