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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
YoniMitchell · 10/04/2013 21:33

Oi!

littlemissbunny · 10/04/2013 21:33

Posting as I hoping for a good deletion message! Or should that be massage?

Ledkr · 10/04/2013 21:33

Ive also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful

So you've wanked off your mate?? Did your wife know?
This is so funny.

CockBollocks · 10/04/2013 21:33

Malibu & strawberry milkshake, i've heard it all now.

Oh wait, fucking hell Shock, Yoni what? Nope, now i've heard it all.

LynetteScavo · 10/04/2013 21:34

I asked my DH for a pony
But instead he gave me a yoni.
I was filled with remorse
Coz I wanted a horse
But DH said my organs wasn't phony.

CeeceeBloomingdale · 10/04/2013 21:34

Even if you paid me that'll be a no

TurnipCake · 10/04/2013 21:34

YoniMitchell

Grin
Jinafire · 10/04/2013 21:34

My pain is from an imbalanced bike saddle, Grin

I have no husband so do I get a discount? Or will it be extra - you know, like a room supplement?

AliBean · 10/04/2013 21:34

This thread has cheered me up no end... imagine if there were dadsnet and HullMum tipped up with the same thread Hmm Grin

YoniMitchell · 10/04/2013 21:34

Come on OP, had any PMs on this then?

Allthingspretty · 10/04/2013 21:35

MRS Grin Grin

IAmSheWhoMustBeObeyed · 10/04/2013 21:35

Grin YoniMitchel

formerdiva · 10/04/2013 21:35

Yes I live in Hull! Yes I have a yoni! No you're not coming anywhere near it!

LynetteScavo · 10/04/2013 21:35

organs = orgasms. Grin

bulletwithbutterflywings · 10/04/2013 21:35

He he. Yoni.

DharmaBums · 10/04/2013 21:36

I've not laughed as much in ages! Brilliant!

OneLittleLady · 10/04/2013 21:36

Malibu and strawberry milkshake is amazing CockBollocks you really should try it. Well, if you like both ingredients that is.

BriansBrain · 10/04/2013 21:36

£80? No ta I think I will stick with DIY

ReluctantBeing · 10/04/2013 21:36

Dexter73 Grin

LynetteScavo · 10/04/2013 21:36

How funny would it be to set up a tribute act called Yoni Mitchel?

MrsRandom78 · 10/04/2013 21:37

Hee! But bleeeeee at dirty fingernails!

ComeAlongPond · 10/04/2013 21:37

What. On. Earth.

Ginformation · 10/04/2013 21:37

Think he chose S&B as there isn't a swingers & pampas grass topic.

WrenNatsworthy · 10/04/2013 21:37
Grin
enormouse · 10/04/2013 21:37
  1. ick
  2. why style and beauty? Is this a fashionable thing to do these days? puts crocs on over very thick socks
  3. ick again, must show this to DP and hope he doesn't think it's a fashionable thing to do
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