Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

In lovely Hull was a yoni expert
Lay ee yoni lay ee yoni lay hee hoo
Lusty and clear from the masseur's throat heard
Lay ee yoni lay ee yoni-oo

Ladies on Mumsnet that was quite remote heard
Lay ee yoni lay ee yoni lay hee hoo
And stamped on the hands of the grubby pervert
Lay ee yoni lay ee yoni-oo

O ho lay dee yoni lee o, o ho lay dee yoni ay
O ho lay dee yoni lee o, lay dee yoni lee o lay

yeah, but she could be SPsYoniTheBigStickyHalibut

And this hasn't been deleted yet?

Just lie back and enjoy it

My Yoni lies over the ocean
My Yoni lies over the sea
My Yoni lies over the ocean
Oh Brian bring your two hands to me

It's not just not been deleted supergreenuk - It's been moved to Classics and will be saved forever :)

This thread is brilliant....some inspired name changes
Show me the Yoni!!

Go on SuperGreenYoni you know you want to release you inner goddess

Think there is potential for a new Channel4 programme here - The Yoni Way is Hull.

Yes - I realise I am very late to the yoni-puns party, but I couldn't resist posting on this thread.

So pleased this thread survived! Hurrah! Looking forward to reading the whole thing later on :o

Yoni's too tight to mention...

maybe it needs a massage.

So glad this thread is still going

Arf at super green yoni!

DH and I once accidentally ended up in Hull when driving down south.
We thought it was the grimest looking place ever.

We now use the phrase "been to Hull and back" - suddenly it has taken on a whole new meaning..

This is my first day on Mumsnet. All I did was ruminate on someone posting that they hadn't managed to get dressed yet due to the Yoni Thread. Oh, I'll give it a go, I thought, probably some fancy spa recommendation. Just spat me tea out. Screen's a mess. Choking with laughter.

Coconutty Thu 11-Apr-13 12:46:29
"I've been thinking for a while that Fanjo was old hat. Now we've got the answer."

I have been superceded

Come on, TheYoniMassive, MNHQ needs inspiration

Well, I was YonidAWank for a bit, but that is a bit too out there for a permanent name I think!

oh did I miss everything?

GameofYonis
IHaveAYoniNoNeedForABoney
YoniToBeSoRude

This might well beat the pork cock thread. Mn should publish these threads as Christmas gift books, they are priceless!