Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

MyLittleYoni - IDK. But I think you should keep yours!

hf128219, so you're saying MNHQ should have moved this to Credit Crunch rather than Classics?

So pleased to see that the thread won't be deleted, although I was one of the first to reply on it and did ask for deletion. But this turned out to be one of the funniest - if not the funniest -I've ever seen on MN.

From the mail I just got from MN Towers:

Quote of the week
squoosh succinctly refuses the offer of an, er, intimate massage from HullDad: "My Yoni says No(ni)."

How did I miss this?

Also, has it definitely been confirmed that " HullDad " not " Hully "

It all seems a bit close for comfort, theoretically speaking.

(I hope Hully isn't running around offering Yoni Massages to all and sundry)

A yoni masseur name of Brian
Persuaded Mumsnetters to try him
Dressed in only his vest
He poked north, south, east, west
Not one fanjo left was a dry 'un.

Sorry.

I KNEW FAME AND GLORY WOULD BE MINE ONE DAY!

(I just didn't know it would be because of fancy fingering in Hull. Maybe not one to tell my Mum)

I love the idea of 'fancy' fingering. In keeping with naice ham.

Awful image.

Yoni will be a new one to add into the discarded shopping list!

Naice Ham
Pom Bears
Yoni

For Take That fans...

I searched for 'Yoni' to get back here quickly after NC & found one in Baby Names.

Honestly, at first I thought it was a joke one - until I saw it was 2008. Try reading it in context of this thread, its hilarious but not as funny as this one.

(to the tune of The Brady Bunch)

Here's the story
Of a lovely lady
Who had a very lovely yoni
It was rather hairy
And she hadn't shown it
To anyone in the world

Here's the story
Of a man named Brian
Who was busy with three yonis of his own
They were four yonis, all together
But they were all alone

But then one day the lady read this fella
And she knew that it was more than a hunch
That she'd have to make her way to Hull-a
And feel his hand reach up inside her cunt

My Hairy Cunt,
My Hairy Cunt,
That's how he stroked my Hairy Cunt

'reach up inside her cunt'

Actually just cried!

Aww..this would have made a great Easter Name Change

www.tantranova.com/intimacy-products/yoni-egg.html

I now have a very dodgy history on my internet account.

Loving the yoni egg. It'd be a bit busy up there though, a yoni egg, mooncup and Brian.

I am shamelessly marking my place to read this later.

Let it never be said, the romance is dead
For just eighty quid I'll be there in your bed
I'll slip on some clean pants, get the bus down from Hull
And with my magic fingers, oh it won't be dull !

Yoni, yoni, yoni, yoni,
And do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya
Know what I'm doing, doing to you?
Yoni, yoni, yoni, yoni,

These digits have been, places you've never dreamed
I'm from Hull, I like fishing ? touching pouting and bream
I'm a mystical guy, one of life's true joy-bringers,
I'll batter your fillet, and you'll love my fish fingers !

Yoni, yoni, yoni, yoni,
And do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya
Know what I'm doing, doing to you?
Yoni, yoni, yoni, yoni

That was for Kaiser Chief fans btw

Just catching up since last night.
I'm loving the nc's
Yay, classics! :o

Heavenlyyoni, my namechange must be sung to that tune!

heavenly yoni - that is brilliant

How did I miss this?!

SPsYoni!