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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
Minion · 11/04/2013 12:27

vicar
Genius! Sheer genius.

twofingerstoGideon · 11/04/2013 12:34

Ponders name change...
TwoFingersUpTheYoni?

iseenodust · 11/04/2013 12:35

Vicar and Hassled need to get together and take this to Edinburgh Fringe.

TheYoniWayIsHull · 11/04/2013 12:36

Vicar, you should consider a career change!

YoniLoveCanBreakYourHeart · 11/04/2013 12:42

This thread is perfect. I wanted to NC to YoniSupposedToBlowTheBloodyDoorsOff, though, so the MN name rules could be improved, if only for today. But I suspect any pleading would fall on yoni ground.

Damn you MrsSchadenfreude, I really like "Mony, Mony" and now it is changed forever.

BOF · 11/04/2013 12:46

ROAR at Vicar Grin. Truly, you have a talent.

Coconutty · 11/04/2013 12:46

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abbyfromoz · 11/04/2013 12:49

Your wife found her orgasm more powerful?? Yes that's because it's called foreplay!! Lol

BOF · 11/04/2013 12:50

I baggsy YoniSoprano, btw.

YoniSoprano · 11/04/2013 12:57

Yes, I like it.

YoniSoprano · 11/04/2013 12:59

Titsalina- I know a lovely woman called Yoni too, I wonder if it's the same one? She actually changed her name though. From Fanny. True.

MyLittleYoni · 11/04/2013 13:00

Ha ha! Maybe that's the third version, and it was orginally Minge.

bettybleep · 11/04/2013 13:01

It's all about the yoni yoni yoni
It's all about the dumb dumb doh dee dumb..

I'm a bit late to the party..sorry if it's been done

DameDoom · 11/04/2013 13:07

Grin have only read pages 1, 31 and 32 and have popped a disc. Don't think I can physically cope with the comedy of 29 other pages.

YoniAndGuy · 11/04/2013 13:08
Grin

(It's me, TalkativeJim)

OneTrickYoni · 11/04/2013 13:08

Grin @ Vicar

MNHQ should really publish some of this poetry, inspired.

The Yoni monologues.

YoniYoniYoniYoni · 11/04/2013 13:09

BOF i love it, i might change to YoniWalnuts but ive already changed to three different yoni names in the last three hours

Velve · 11/04/2013 13:10

My god,I left this thread last night at 7 pages! It exploded!

Velve · 11/04/2013 13:11

Can't believe I've missed all the Yoni puns.
I'll go cry into a corner now.

AmazingBouncingYoni · 11/04/2013 13:11

That site needs a video of Tom Cruise shouting down his telephone Show me the yoni!

squoosh · 11/04/2013 13:12

Yonilogues?

OneTrickYoni · 11/04/2013 13:16

Perfect squoosh

MyLittleYoni · 11/04/2013 13:19

Are we all going to keep our yoni names afterwards?

PedroYoniLikesCrisps · 11/04/2013 13:21

Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a pony
Stuck his finger in a girl
And then massaged her yoni

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