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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

1000 replies

HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
Titsalinabumsquash · 11/04/2013 11:41

Yonimaloney! This thread has had me giggling, I KNOW a lady called Yoni, I shall never look at her in the same way again. Grin

BookieMonsterYoni · 11/04/2013 11:43

My yoni is well fierce!

CrackedNipplesSuchFun · 11/04/2013 11:46

Yoni Yoni Yoni .... Oi Oi Oi!

Yoni... OI!

Yoni... OI!

Yoni Yoni Yoni.... Oi Oi Oi!

YoniTime · 11/04/2013 11:46

Namechange! MN is now being taken over by yonis.

'Contact us on .... and specifiy what you wish to do (BDSM, WS, Oral, Anal, Spit Roasting, CIM, SIM, ATM, etc.) after enjoying your massage.'
I also don't know what half of that means and I don't want to. All I see is an offer from some incredible skeevy and unattractive people to finger you and do some violent and potentionally unhealthy crap afterwards. Then they're probably going to kill you and steal all your money or something.

TiggyD · 11/04/2013 11:47

So hf128219 it's a Primark quality massage then?

MyLittleYoni · 11/04/2013 11:47

hf128219 what about a three hand service?

musickeepsmesane · 11/04/2013 11:47

I read page 1, skipped to page 30. One of the best threads ever. Going to buy wine for this evening and read and laff and read and laff. Suppose the only problem will be that by then there will be hundreds of pages. 2 bottles of wine needed. Gone to 31 pages..... can't wait

BrainSurgeon · 11/04/2013 11:50

I only read the first and last page too, saving it for later.... but I gather HullDad's name might be Brian?

joolsangel · 11/04/2013 11:51

u cant be for real. and why wasnt it your wife who posted anything on this thread, why was it you? think youve come onto the wrong site.

MyLittleYoni · 11/04/2013 11:52

No, we've just named him Brian. Or Tony.

Scrazy · 11/04/2013 11:55

Place marking to read at home. A male colleague has just asked me to share what I am laughing at. Grin

YoniTime · 11/04/2013 11:58

hf128219 wow that made me change my mind - £80 sounds like a bargain now! I must call Brian!

YoniYoniYoniYoni · 11/04/2013 12:00

Read the full thread!

OneTrickYoni · 11/04/2013 12:02

So glad this is still here, woke up DH at 2am I was laughing so loudly whilst reading.

Please MNHQ, this has to go in Classics.

musickeepsmesane · 11/04/2013 12:03

Maybe I shouldn't waste my money on wine. Maybe I should save up for a bit of yoni indulgence. Hull is very far away tho Sad One of my neighbours is called Brian. Maybe he would be willing to give good massage......

Ffuntimewincies · 11/04/2013 12:11

Balthazar in Much Ado About Nothing (Act 2, Scene 3)...

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh no more,
Men were deceivers ever,
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never.
Then sigh not so, but let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into Hey, yoni-yoni.

Sing no more ditties, sing no mo
Of dumps so dull and heavy.
The fraud of men was ever so,
Since summer first was leavy.
Then sigh not so, but let them go
And be you blithe and bonny,
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into Hey, yoni-yoni.

(Apologies to Shakespear Grin)

Ffuntimewincies · 11/04/2013 12:13

More apologies for mistyping! Blush

iseenodust · 11/04/2013 12:20

Is this a mere taster of what Hull may offer in its bid to be City of Culture ? eeeewwww

squoosh · 11/04/2013 12:20

Tsk, your typos have really compromised the integrity of this thread.

MrsReacherLonelyYoni · 11/04/2013 12:20

Nothing more to add to the thread - Just wanted to throw in my name change Smile

MyLittleYoni · 11/04/2013 12:21

City of Vaginal Bacterial Culture...

squoosh · 11/04/2013 12:22

Ha!

ThatVikRinA22 · 11/04/2013 12:22

the girl stood on the burning deck
her yoni all a quiver
cos brian came and fingered her
and added to the river

so if you live in hull or near
you best lock up your daughters
as brian charges 80 quid
to release your feminine waters.

i could sooooo make a career of this....Grin

squoosh · 11/04/2013 12:22

City of Masturbatory Sub Culture . . . .

mumutd · 11/04/2013 12:25

This thread is hilarious - if yoni you knew ;)

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