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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
GoSuckEggs · 11/04/2013 10:35

this thread is great!

YoniTheLonelyKnowsHowHullFeels · 11/04/2013 10:43

TiggyD
That site seems to be from Derby rather than Hull. Are you sure it's the right person?

I can't be 100% sure, but as I'm an insomniac I poked around the net last night & after seeing a couple of UK classifieds adds for Yoni massage which covered Derby to Hull, saying very similar to his blurb above - they travel you know Grin I followed a link on one of the ads & found that website - the set up - my wife & I etc, sounds very similar & his small ad did say they covered Hull -

unless there's a whole nest of swingers up thereEnvy

YoniMitchell · 11/04/2013 10:43

I'm actually scared to click on any more links now...

hhhhhhh · 11/04/2013 10:49

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

YoniTheLonelyKnowsHowHullFeels · 11/04/2013 10:50

OMFG Shock why o why did I click on the images bit of my link aboveEnvy

Goes to wash eyes out with bleach

TSSDNCOP · 11/04/2013 10:51

Fabulous thread.

The testimonials on the Afternoon Delights website are just brilliant. Criminal misuses if apostrophes and one satisfied Grin customer bewailing that she had "ummed and arred" for ages before making the call.

Genius.

RebeccaMumsnet · 11/04/2013 10:58

We've yoni gone and moved this thread to classics

ForOneNightYoni · 11/04/2013 10:58

:o

YoniTheLonely · 11/04/2013 10:58

Yoni made my day!

PretzelTime · 11/04/2013 11:00

The poems on this thread are just amazing.

But omg noooo, I clicked on that link and looked at those photos noooo whyyyyy. Libido totally killed for months I think

LagomOchLyckaSwede · 11/04/2013 11:00

Classics!

ForOneNightYoni · 11/04/2013 11:01

He could put that as a testiyonial :o

ForOneNightYoni · 11/04/2013 11:01

Or should that be testeyonial?

MDA · 11/04/2013 11:01

Collective noun possibilities

A bouquet of yonies
A fist of yonis
A Hull of Yonies
A Brian of Yonies

A forest of Yonies...

Oh I can't decide.

squoosh · 11/04/2013 11:06

A digit of Yonis?

squoosh · 11/04/2013 11:07

Fidget with your digits for a groany Yoni.

YoniYoniYoniYoni · 11/04/2013 11:10

A bouquet of Yonis i like, perhaps you could get hand tied bouquets?

IamtheOneandYoni · 11/04/2013 11:12

Has anyone taken

TheYoniWayisHull yet? Don't want to be greedy with Yoni names!

OnlytheYoni · 11/04/2013 11:12

MNHQ is the one and yoni Flowers

D0G · 11/04/2013 11:15

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IamtheOneandYoni · 11/04/2013 11:17

Ooh, you could be DogwithaYoni! Grin

FryOneFatManic · 11/04/2013 11:17
Thanks

This is a wonderful distraction as I suffer the squits from hell. It hurts to laugh but I can't stop myself. Grin

Am tempted to change my name......

foryourjapseyeyoni · 11/04/2013 11:17

Arf Arf!
There was once a man from hull
Whose wife was incredibly dull.
Onto Mnet he goes
Selling yoni for fanjos
And his inbox will never be full.

YoniYoniYoniYoni · 11/04/2013 11:17

DogandYoni

TheOneAndYONID0G · 11/04/2013 11:17
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