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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
IamtheOneandYoni · 11/04/2013 09:39
Grin

May have to hide this thread, have got terrible fit of giggles!

AmazingBouncingYoni's 'quiver' had just finished me off completely!!

GodYoniKnows · 11/04/2013 09:40

There's a dancing willy on that website

TiggyD · 11/04/2013 09:40

His hit counter is a ball tapping penis.

What's not to like?

GodYoniKnows · 11/04/2013 09:40

Better than a dancing yoni I suppose.....

MinnieBar · 11/04/2013 09:41

Can't see the photo on the mobile version but there was a delightful dancing willy emoticon.

Anyway, I've got it. Hulldad must go on BGT with this?

SoupDragon · 11/04/2013 09:43

Grim!

Coconutty · 11/04/2013 09:44

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

TiggyD · 11/04/2013 09:45

That site seems to be from Derby rather than Hull. Are you sure it's the right person?

MrsDeVere · 11/04/2013 09:45

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

badtasteyoni · 11/04/2013 09:49

Am I the name-change winner? Grin

TheOneWithTheHair · 11/04/2013 09:49

Grin Can you imagine the looks on their faces when you pick it up again MrsDV?

YoniOneSugar · 11/04/2013 09:51

Love this thread, have the S+B regulars ever been ambushed by a swinger touting for business before? Grin

BrainSurgeon · 11/04/2013 09:54

I wonder if I namechange to YoniSurgeon, will I scare everyone off Grin

IamtheOneandYoni · 11/04/2013 09:55

Yes, why oh why did he think S&B was the best topic?

Hmm, maybe MNHQ have now spotted a ,erm, gap in their topics list - a Yoni topic is obviously needed!

SgtPeppersYoniHeartsClubBand · 11/04/2013 09:55

Dammit, who took YoniM? [mildly narked emoticon]

LagomOchLyckaSwede · 11/04/2013 09:55

I'm laughing too much, my yoni is hurting!

TiaMariaandSpringCleaning · 11/04/2013 09:56

What a brilliant thread - made me laugh and feel queasy all at the same time!

TheDoctrineOfSnatch · 11/04/2013 09:57

So this goes out to the Yoni
And this goes out to HullDad
And it goes out to the only
Wank for eighty in the land

If you're there in total darkness
With the Lingam in your hand
Do not bother with the Lingam
Get yourself to Brian's pad.

YoniNoDaeThat · 11/04/2013 09:58

AmazingBouncingYoni Grin

I want an Amazing Bouncing Yoni too!

SgtPeppersYoniHeartsClubBand · 11/04/2013 09:59

Ooh, Doctrine you get extra-special Yoni points for the Beautiful South, vair good Grin

AmazingBouncingYoni · 11/04/2013 09:59

MNHQ I demand you get that dancing willy to add to our emoticons list!

I'll hold my breath and stamp my feet until you do!!

FriggFRIGG · 11/04/2013 10:02

I'm laughing so hard im snorting...
my 4 year old keeps looking at me like Hmm

Of all the places to offer a fanjo rub,he chooses MN S&B

I will not click that link,I will not click that link,I will not click that link,I will not click that link,I will not click that link,I will not click that link,I will not click that link,I will not click that link....

ForOneNightYoni · 11/04/2013 10:04

I love you from the bottom, of my special place
I love you in the songs, I love to sing
Love you because, you put it in my rightful place
And I love the great orgasms, that you bring

Cheap, never cheap
Give me yoni, we'll never sleep
When you've gone upstairs i'll creep
And write a review

Oh Brian, oh Brian....

TheDoctrineOfSnatch · 11/04/2013 10:05

Thanks SgtP

YoniTheLonely · 11/04/2013 10:06

i see some of you made it to Hull then Grin

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