Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

Buzz off missbopeep

Ha x-post!!!

Hmm, I would suggest you post on Mumsnet Hull but not sure whether this listing should be 'Services' or 'Wellbeing'.

Perhaps even 'Plumbers'?

Before I do it, has anyone googled images for a Yoni?

Too late, I googled!

So that's why my Mil goes "visiting family" in hull so.often!

I am very impressed with the.limericks, who knew mners were so talented. Surely there should be a prize?

So glad this is still here

@Tony's Yonis limerick & van logo

25 pages??

Just adjust your settings and it'll only be 1.

Problemo solved!

Just found this and spent AGES reading it...if it had been deleted I would have missed it. Funniest (as well as weirdest) thread ever, I have never laughed so much...
And Hull...I shall never, ever think of it in the same light again. Glad I live miles away...

OMG best thread ever.

Thank you to whoever it was that suggested inserting Yoni into each mumsnetters name - that is making me laugh even more, especially AmazingBouncingYoni!!

TalkativeJim

Although the slang for pony is 'crap' haha

< boak >

this threads still going

where's hulldad? ... busy with some yonis clients?

Does remind me of the film 'Hysteria' which I saw recently about the doctors who offered this as a medical treatment! Would recommend watching, such a giggle!

"You may wish to reply privately"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh god. Did he expect his inbox to be heaving with wank fodder?

HE HAS A WEBSITE

Do check out the photo bottom right - no pun intended - flabby arse with whip - oh the ego & he's a slapper, he will take any offers at all & apparently "prostrate massage" complete with diagram helps with prostrate cancer

He's 48 & has a 46 year old female DP for a special treat - 4 hands massage
SWINGERS!!

Contemplates setting up new business venture with DH

net nanny refuses to allow me to click on that link.

I think, on this occasion, I will not override her.

That lady in the link seems to have quite a long yoni...
And damn you Iamtheoneandyoni I woke up thinking I must nc to that!

YoniTheLonely

Oh my fuckin' Good God

I have laughed myself wheezey at this thread, definitely Classics.