Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

MNHQ why are there 25 pages of posts here and this has not been removed MNHQ_ lots of posters have reported this post and asked for removal. Including me!

Good Morning! So pleased to see this thread is still here, or I would have blamed the lingering memory of it in my head on that nice bit of Brie i ate last night. Hi HullDad

I'd imagine MNHQ are all in a service station somewhere on the M1, giving their yonis a rest after a long journey.

Since I split with DH in October
My Yoni's been a bit of a loaner
Now on Mumsnet I find
A solution of kind
As long as Old Bri Don't get a boner!

Oh Dear. This thread is making me late for work

Mylittleyoni- they are all on their way to Hull- or on their way back. Or maybe still on their backs.

LOL.

Missed this yesterday (damned rl!)!
Really hope it's not deleted before I get ro read the full 25 pages of sheer yoni joy.

But Op:
< Sings: It's crazy but it's true, I yoni wanna be with you >

What's the collective noun for yoni? Yonies?

Should I post this in Pedants' Corner?

If you google 'yoni massage hull' then this thread is the top result.

It has to stay for that reason alone.

Good work, one and all

MrsReacher

Well it certainly is NOW MinnieBar.

Did you know, doctors used to perform a similar service for sexually frustrated, 'hysterical' spinsters? It's what the original vibrators were invented for. < muses >

Collective noun? Well yonies doesn't seem to do it justice.... Perhaps yoni (pronounced yo-nigh) rather than the singular yoni (yo-knee).

"LaurieFairyCake Wed 10-Apr-13 23:16:07
There's something totally hilarious about the ego of the male who thinks you can charge a woman to wank her off.

It's just so optimistic"

Not as optimistic as a "lady" who propositioned my Sister's Ex and when he tried to gently turn her down by saying he had no money on him, offered to watch him wank for a fiver!

Brian, this is Style and Beauty, not a Yoni hearts column.

WTF! 25 pages .
I was reading some posts out to dH last night.

He used to think I was mnetting to find out about knitting patterns, and suitable savoury snacks for packed lunches.
Wah ha ha ha ha!!!!

p.s. I had to name change- couldn't resist

Dodgy Tony
Talks baloney
Weird and lonely
Fingers all bony
But bung him a pony
And he'll jiggle yer Yoni
Make you all groany
Good old Tony!

I grew up in Hull. Clearly I spent my teenage years looking in all the wrong places .

Timbertot I have too much to do to read 25 pages to try to spot any MNHQ posts.

Dunno why you single me out- every other post almost is asking for thread to be removed.

Oops I changed his name.

But surely in your mind's eye you can see a clapped-out minivan with TONY'S YONIS emblazoned down the side

My kids aren't dressed yet as I've spent all morning roflol-ing at this thread.

Tonys Yonis!

Tony's Yoni's

cracking!!!

Or, more likely, TONY'S YONI'S