Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

So glad this is still here

It would be quite tragic if this were deleted.

Before this, he was dialling phone numbers at random and saying "Hi, I'm Brian from Hull and I'll rub your fanny for 80 quid if you like." Then he read Marketing for Dummies and now he's embracing social media.

Hilarious thread to wake up to in the morning! You lot make me laugh!!

Wow, it's still going! Loving the poems and names. @ onlytheyoni

Fantastic! Now I've only read the first 12 pages so sorry if someone has asked this, but why isn't it on discussions of the day? I want to see the way its summarised ...

I've laughed so hard reading this thread that I've leaked a little bit of wee (maybe Brian's yoni massage could fix those pelvic floor issues). Please, please, please put this in classics!

I'm very late to this thread. But isn't it a bit much that you have to pay upfront for the afternoon delight. What if your yoni isn't happy with the service it's received ?

I. Am. Dying.

I'm 34 weeks preg and have just had to go change my sweatpants.

It was "I used to get them for free at the school disco" wot done it, Dexter!

Wow, what a bean flicker!

This is utterly hilarious. Pmsl at HullMum's post. Genius.

Before this, he was dialling phone numbers at random and saying "Hi, I'm Brian from Hull and I'll rub your fanny for 80 quid if you like." Then he read Marketing for Dummies and now he's embracing social media.

Excellent haha

Are you Mr Evans?

Has anyone tweeted this thread to Amanda Holden? Purely to show a, well, different side to MN?

Can I be first to nominate Hull for the mumsnet meetup this year?

Makes a change from dull dreary London...

this is NOT what I expected to read whilst drinking my morning cuppa! not sure whether to or

If I were the yoni girl in the world
and you were the yoni boy
Nothing else would matter in the world today
We could go on loving in the same old way

I bet Sting and Trudie love a bit of yoni action

arf at 'are you Mr Evans?'

It's such a shame that creepy Brian won't be back to yoni us defend himself :(

The name Hull Dad' is enough to put you off.
if he'd been 'Surrey Gent' I may have been tempted. [snob]

So relieved the thread is still here! Some genius replies

I woke up to tend to my ponies
But instead found a thread about yonis
Brian sounds like a ho
But I'm tempted to go
And find out if he's just a big phoney

Sorry I was looking for a good anti ageing face cream, I must have clicked on wrong thread

There once was a man called Brian
Who deserved ten out of ten for tryin'
He thought us vipers were lonely
So yearned to stroke our yoni
In hopes that he would soon have us sighin'

Vicar you have inspired me

not what I am used to reading over my morning cup of tea

I can't believe this is still here! Surely it has to go to Classics.