Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy!

I have a man do my carpets for £30 thanks Talc. And as his things so big the front door stays open, so the neighbours know nowt funnies going on.

Honestly I go out for a couple of hours and the whole place goes crazy. I'm going to have to go catch up.

A quick google map says there is exactly 50 miles between me and Hull. Does that mean it's fate or I've had a lucky escape?

There was an old Dad from Hull
Whose life was exceedingly dull
He pulled out his cock
& wanked in his sock
At the thought of all mumsnetter Yonis

I seriously nearly had vodka and coke over my macbook then! This is the culprit:

I had an appliance from Sony
Which gently massaged my Yoni
But Brian from Hull
Who was hung like a bull*
Fingered my Yoni, and made me, quite moany

Most I have spent on MN in a long time. Come back Hull Dad!

Sometimes my DH has to go to Hull for work. He always has a good local yokel story to tell me when he gets home, but this beats them all!

Classics!!! Has anyone checked groupon (or possibly Brian's new company gropeon?)

Yoni sleeps
Not knowing what she yearns for
An unknown item
Out there in our world
Another birth awaits
The knowledge of his touch
At a reasonable rate
The North Sea
Brings the scent of vikings
Brian.

surely this only happens in brothel like places! :)

He's a one trick yoni masseuse,
One trick is all that Brian can do,
He does one trick only,
It's the principle source of his revenue....

hulldad reckons he can work this magic
yoni massage is very orgasmic
he thinks he has power
thinks we came down in't last shower
it all sounds so terribly tragic.

why why why am i sat here at twenty past one in the bloody morning coming up with limericks about "yoni massage"....this is a new kind of madness.

has anyone read the feedback on "afternoon delight"???
oh
my
god.

im going to bed now. dont have nightmares, do sleep tight.

I've never been in S+B before and this is what's going on!

I may live within the 50 mile radius and have never paid £80 for a posh wank!

Wonder if I know Brian?

W for wanker or Y for Yoni stroker?

is this him ???

The opening blurb says he works travels as far as Hull too - well we were wrong a out his fashion sense ]

vicar ....just had a peep at the feedback!! har bloody har!

bri, my yoni needs some magic!!

oh it gets better

It took me for ever to read this thread. Come back, Brian. We have more -sniggering questions for you

The best thing to come out of Hull is the A63

Perhaps a cunnlinguist will post next.

Carpet expert

TIM for the equally disturbing and amusing middle if the night read.

Well I wouldn't mind a go, but with my loverrr, not some random from Hull!

Sounds rather relaxing.

You're missing a trick OP, you should be giving lessons to men instead. except its not about business is it? you're just perving

I am now inserting yoni into every non yoni name as I read (except my own because yonivodka is all kinds of wrong!). It's very amusing, but not helping me get to sleep.

PMSL at 'my Yoni says No(ni)'