Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

ThePathanKhansAmnesiac There is a Swingers Break on Wowcher today!

Wowcher

£99 for 2! I'm not joking - 36 bought so far ... Maybe Brian will be putting in a personal appearance.

HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD?!!!!! IT'S AMAZING!!!!

See, I've gone all caps lock and unnecessary exclamation marks. That's how upset I am at missing the fun.

Wish I'd held off on the namechange till I could go Yonitastic now...

A swingers break on Wowcher????

Is it just me or is the thing that's held you back from swinging not actually been the price of the breaks?

With a hey and a ho, and a hey yoni-no
In Springtime our foofs were all tense
Prithee sisters, you know it makes sense
From the North to the South and East to the West
Hulldad flicks the bean the best
With a hey and a ho, and a hey yoni-no

HAHA! Its times like this I wish I'd never left hull. Who knew it had such sexy services available

Now look Russell, I know things have been a little quiet of late and perhaps you feel you have exhausted all the yonis in your social circle, but mn? Really? Have you not heard what an angry bunch of Vipers we are?

I just hope Wowcher people haven't thought that £99 is a bargain two night break and booked without reading further.

Like I did with Pontins.

sticker brilliant ! arf at 'flicks the bean'

I think the OP has an angry viper

Hulldad
You sound like a cad
You want my yoni
You wish, if only
I've not had it in ages
But I'll not pay your wages
I've heard that you're crap
at things in the sack
so troll on 't'web
instead of in bed
We're too clever for you
Go back to your zoo!
And play on your own instead

Wait a... My bleddy husband told me he's going on a yoni training course in Hull...

Why I oughtta!

is this in style and beauty because his web site says "it's preferable if they are shaved".? Are you expecting a better level if grooming in this section?

I think this falls under 'princessing'

So funny! Classic even.

My Yoni, she say NONI

Thanks for asking

As its S&B - so what you wearing then - ???

I imagine double pale khaki combat look - shorts just skimming the knee, casual shirt buttoned too high, dark thinking shoulder length hair, all one length & scraped back with grease, bedraggled bearded - well it would have to be from dangling too close to yoni on release of magical waters - finished of with gold rim spectacles, cream calf length socks & Jesus sandals :)

Dark THINNING - autocorrect is no fun

Casual shirt with food stains, and shorts unfortunately stained in the wrong places.

There was a young lady called Joany
Who's yoni was exceptionally moany
Hulldad did what he oughta,
Released her feminine water,
Which she sprayed at his nosey neighbour Tony.....

£80.00?????

£80.00 fucking quid to be frigged by a perverted hippy?

There's some weird shit going on in Hull.

Brian!

:(

Ah c'mon Honey

Brian brings a Rug Doctor and gives your carpets a good going over, too. (not a euphemism)

He also touches up paintwork (also not a euphemism) and will take large items of refuse to the Amenity Tip if he can fit it in the back of the Fiat (with the seats down).

This is all pure speculation. I do enjoy a good speculate.