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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
YonidAGoodWank · 10/04/2013 23:36

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chickydoo · 10/04/2013 23:37

There I was curling up under the duvet with a naice cup of tea, to indulge in a bit of Mnetting, I have now spat tea out in a rather slovenly way all over duvet...,.yoni massage....my arse... Or rather my fanjo .....just very very odd

FrustratedSycamoresRocks · 10/04/2013 23:42

Chicky i hope you weren't massaging your arse under your dovet, Brian is all ready to massage your yoni for 80quid Wink

Isindebusagain · 10/04/2013 23:42

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squoosh · 10/04/2013 23:42

I'm off to bed to give myself a vigorous yoni-ing.

YoniNoDaeThat · 10/04/2013 23:44

Squoosh you're right, damn it! off to Google Finger your Fud and Poke your Pishflaps. You genius, you.

IamtheOneandYoni · 10/04/2013 23:45

Grin Vicar

Can't stop yawning. (Or should that be yoning?!) off to bed, but this thread has been so funny.

YoniNoDaeThat · 10/04/2013 23:45

Not in Glasgow, but not too far away.

ExcuseTypos · 10/04/2013 23:50

Yoni, yoni, yoni

Can we have a yoni smiley please MNHQ?

JudithOfThePascha · 10/04/2013 23:51

My MIL wants a spa treatment for her birthday. Do you do vouchers?

JudithOfThePascha · 10/04/2013 23:52

ExcuseTypos - I think if you want a Yoni smiley you need to contact the OP.

SolomanDaisy · 10/04/2013 23:53

John? John Prescott, is that you? I thought Pauline had told you to lay off the yonis.

ExcuseTypos · 10/04/2013 23:54

OP to give you the feed back you're after- no I won't be interested.

I've got a partner and he doesn't charge 80 quid.

ExcuseTypos · 10/04/2013 23:54

Judith Grin

Valpollicella · 10/04/2013 23:54

CLASSICS pleeeeease Grin If tgis gets delered I will be so pissed off

YoniBear · 10/04/2013 23:55

Grin @ typos

Grin @ Judith

Lurleene · 10/04/2013 23:55

Leave Brian alone - he's yoni human.

YoniBear · 10/04/2013 23:56

But yes, a yoni smiley please!

CuntiestMNer · 10/04/2013 23:57

Has anyone looked at the FAQs in that earlier link.

I love this one:

"Q: Do you offer 'extras' ?
A: Whilst the Tantric Yoni Massage is a very intimate and extremely sensual experience, which may well result in you achieving orgasm, I do not offer any form of sexual service. "

Yeah, right.

CabbageLeaves · 11/04/2013 00:00

RowanMumsnet (MNHQ) Sadly for all concerned, the OP may no longer be able to answer your questions

You just know that MNHQ want him all for themselves don't you.

spanglejangle · 11/04/2013 00:01

Wow. Just.... wow.

The internet is a weird place.

Yonimeyoniyou · 11/04/2013 00:02

Ah haaa! :o

megsmouse · 11/04/2013 00:04

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blondieminx · 11/04/2013 00:06

My sides actually hurt from laughing so much! Utter genius from the very talented MN poets and crying at YONIWANK10! Grin

painintheyoni · 11/04/2013 00:09

How many new "yoni" names do we have? :D

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