Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

I can't stop singing

You picked a fine time to leave me Yoni

Hey there, Boo Boo.

So I leave S&B for five minutes and find that the most popular thread is now by some Dad from Hull offering £80 spiritual handjobs. Only on MN

Too bad he isn't around anymore, I'd like to know what the heck is so spiritual and different about it.

There's something totally hilarious about the ego of the male who thinks you can charge a woman to wank her off.

It's just so optimistic

Yoni, Yoni, Yoni, Yoneeeee
I'm begging of you please don't take my man

Yoni, Yoni, Yoni, Yoni
Please don't take him just because you can
Your beauty is beyond compare
With flaming locks of auburn hair
With pinkish skin clit of rosy red

Your smile is like a breath of spring
Your queef is soft like summer rain
And I cannot compete with you, Yoni

And he started to shave
And have one off the wrist
And want to see girls
And go out and get pissed,
A man called 'Brian'--
This man called 'Brian'--
The man they called 'Brian'--
This man called 'Brian'!

Is not touching my yoni

If yer yoni needs love an'all
Give Hulldad a call
His masturbstion skills are the best
So put them to the test
And you'll be yelling oh yes til the Fall

Vicar

Brian really is looking on the bright side of life

Ha haaaaaaa my yoni has leaked a bit. Bloody 10lb babies

OMG that link
Reasons why you should get a magic wank session:
"Tensions can also result from frustration with lovemaking ending to quickly, from lacking the courage to express your own desire or from masturbating in an inexpedient (wtf) manner.
Consistent lovemaking with a lingam (wtf!) that is considerably larger or smaller than the yoni can also lead to complications."
and
"Cellulite on the buttocks is reduced"

Nearly reported but actually all the MN responses have made this the best thread ever!
I wonder if OP is from the ARRSE forum or Vanessa Feltz or even Amanda Holden trying to see if we'd bite but no we laugh!!

No snobbery from me Squoosh, my hometown makes Hull look positively desirable.

Or maybe its because my hometown has no Yoni massage

Funniest thread ever!

Lol this is hilarious. Blatantly posting for deletion massage message!

Hilarious!

Marking place, this is brilliant!

My yoni says noni is the best reply on mumsnet ever. Squoosh is a legend :o

Are you in Glasgow YoniNoDaeThat? I'm not sure they call them Yonis but I'm sureI've had something approaching what the fragrant Brian from Hull is offering.

so this bloke wants to massage your yoni
i reckon hes probably phoney
and to be frank,
is having a wank
he will be alone, and quite lonely.

Best thread ever!

Only the yoni=genius

Where,s Brian? Wonder if he,s on WOWCHER £80 is steep.

last one....i have to stop this!

My Yoni is begging your pardon
hulldads probably got quite a hardon
80 quid isnt bliss
its just taking the piss
ill tend to my own lady garden!