Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. .. This is hilarious!!!!

Do you think his favourite programme is Yoni Fools and Horses?

Yonigetonego

You'd need to be a fool to pay £80 for a posh wank from Brian in Hull. He may have more luck with the horses!

Ah, so this is what happens at The Deep.

If I wake up in the morning and this thread has poofed, me and my Yoni will be pissed.

Somebody tell me why I clicked on this thread.

i cant stop giggling like a little girl at this thread

Squoosh, he fingers horses?!

Ahhh Rowan, I was just going to PM him. Spoil sport.

Apologies if already posted but surely this calls for a Team America reference... I'm so Yoni tonight

Too late now MyLittleYoni he's powered up his Fiat Panda and he's coming to unleash your mystical feminine equestrian powers.

No need for the long face!

Will you yoni please me Brian
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van
Cause if you want the best 'uns
And you don't ask questions
Then sister he's your man

www.integralbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Tantric_Yoni_Massage.pdf

Just googled and found this. Nothing at all special and no need to pay £80!!

Love yoninodaethat. Best name change on this thread.

as someone who lives on the humber
i think hulldad made quite a blunder
i'll massage my yoni
or, my one and only
dont think ill be calling your number!

i think you sound quite a creep
80 quid for a wank isnt cheap
on a night out in hull
if you go on the pull
ive tried it, id much rather sleep!

Classics!!!!!!

I can't believe I googled away with this, but I discovered this artist if the now nonexistent OP needs illustrations. My mind is boggling quite disturbingly to figure out how she managed to contort her body on paper to do this- Yoni Art

www.scarletwoman.org/scarletletter/v6n1/v6n1_yoniexpressions.html

It's all just snobbery. If he was from Henley on Thams rather than Hull we'd be queuing up around the block to allow him to finger our foofs for free.

I had an appliance from Sony
Which gently massaged my Yoni
But Brian from Hull
Who was hung like a bull*
Fingered my Yoni, and made me, quite moany

*he wishes

If yer yonis feeling lonely
Call the one and only
Hulldad who will rock up
To massage with his cock up
And make yer pants get up and dance

Far more difficult to get Henley & Yoni into a limerick though...

Trixy thank you!

I'm hoping the OP doesn't get the Chewing the Fat reference and decide to expand his repartee (sp?)

Well although Brian can no longer actively contribute to the thread, I hope he's enjoyed the laughs.
Definitely one for classics.