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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
StarlightMcKenzie · 10/04/2013 22:45

I think MN and Hull Man should get together and run an MN Academy on Yoni Massage tbh.

They should insist on a practical exam and then at graduation there could be prize giving and a performance.

Chubfuddler · 10/04/2013 22:45

I'm struggling to see the difference between a yoni massage and straight forward fingering myself.

YoniGetOneGoAtAHullDadSpecial · 10/04/2013 22:45
Grin
FairyArmadillo · 10/04/2013 22:46

Can't be bothered reading through 17 pages but don't most women do this themselves anyway? Am going back now to see if the OP has left any fun and interesting replies...

MildDrPepperAddiction · 10/04/2013 22:46

Oh. My. God. Does your wife approve of you fiddling with other women's yonis? (Is yonis the correct plural??)

TalcAndTurnips · 10/04/2013 22:46

April 10th 2013 should surely go down in MN history as

The Day of the Front Bottom

  • what with DOG's thread and this wondrous shrine to the noble under-dimple.

I feel privileged to have been here Thanks

squoosh · 10/04/2013 22:46

Finger yourself = masturbation.
Finger yourself whilst burning incense = Yoni.

LilBlondePessimist · 10/04/2013 22:47

Shamelessly place marking!

smellylittleorange · 10/04/2013 22:47

this is even funnier than Dogging Tales - does HULLDAD do it in a weird paper mache mask I wonder??

IYoniWannaBeWithYou · 10/04/2013 22:47

Chub, it's all to do with the north, south, east and west.
Hope Bri has a compass when he's yoni-ing.

YoniNoDaeThat · 10/04/2013 22:49

Tee hee! Best thread in ages.

MirandaWest · 10/04/2013 22:50

I think I live within 50 miles of Hull though...

bebejones · 10/04/2013 22:50

This is the most hilarious thread I've read in ages! My face hurts from clenching my teeth to stop me from laughing!! Please don't delete it MNHQ!

BarbaraWoodlouse · 10/04/2013 22:50

If MN do delete the read there are a whole lot of MNers with an insanely dodgy Internet history that the they won't be able to explain away convincingly Shock

Classics is the only way forward.Grin

MeAndMySpoon · 10/04/2013 22:51

Chubfudler - you need to be aligned on the points of the compass, that's what I reckon the difference is. that and £80

Grin

MNHQ, if you delete this it will be a crime. Please stick it in Classics.

StarlightMcKenzie · 10/04/2013 22:51

Yes YoniYoghurt.

MN could sell branded Yoni gloves and award a trophy (4th picture on this blog)

YoniNoDaeThat · 10/04/2013 22:53

Compass? After 3 babies he'd need Google map to navigate mine.

LagomOchLyckaSwede · 10/04/2013 22:54

I looks and TheYoniWayIsHull is gone Sad

YawningYoni · 10/04/2013 22:55

Can I book a seat on the coach to Hull please?

YoniGetOneGoAtAHullDadSpecial · 10/04/2013 22:55

I was feeling a bit moany
Till Hulldad saw to me yoni
He gave it a Rubbing
In front of my hubby
In orgasm terms he's no phoney

StarlightMcKenzie · 10/04/2013 22:56

The Yoni Way is UP - baby......

mousebacon · 10/04/2013 22:56

Another vote for classics here.

Loving the name changes Grin

WorraLiberty · 10/04/2013 22:56

Really laughing out loud at this thread Grin

DustingIsEasy · 10/04/2013 22:58

Classics please!

YoniBennett · 10/04/2013 22:59

YONI LIVE ONCE, GIVE IT A GO(NI)

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