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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
IamtheOneandYoni · 10/04/2013 22:36

Balls, try again!

Only the Yoni

ForYourEyesYoni · 10/04/2013 22:36

I want to play

YoniRanger · 10/04/2013 22:37

My Yoni was fine but all the snorting seems to have made it a little gushy!

SmackTheYoni · 10/04/2013 22:37

Me too!

BeQuicksieorBeDead · 10/04/2013 22:38

Isn't this what victorian doctors prescribed for hysteria?! Is Brian available on prescription?

ForYourEyesYoni · 10/04/2013 22:38

Arf at Smack the Yoni

Fallenangle · 10/04/2013 22:38

From googling:"Before beginning the massage, you should gaze into each other's eyes while embracing and engaging in deep, relaxed, synchronized breathing. By doing this, the giver and receiver connect on a deep level, creating openness and the ground on which the yoni massage will grow. Both the giver and receiver should remember to keep breathing deeply, slowly, and with relaxation during the entire process
When you are both ready to begin the massage, the woman lies on her back with one pillow under her head and another under her hips to elevate her pelvis. She bends her knees and opens her legs to expose her Yoni. Sit comfortably between her legs with your legs crossed. You may wish to sit on a pillow or cushion.^"
DP reckons he can do it handsfree, but he is concerned about the synchronised bit, he doesn't think he can grin inanely, tongue me and breathe all at the same time. Grin

IamtheOneandYoni · 10/04/2013 22:39
Grin

I can't cope with this hysteria!

trixymalixy · 10/04/2013 22:39

The yoni way is up! Baby.

ForYourEyesYoni · 10/04/2013 22:39

Yoni, yooooou can make this world seem right
Yoni, you can make the darkness bright
Yoni you and you alone
can thrill me like you do
and fill my heart with love for yoni you

SmackTheYoni · 10/04/2013 22:39

Can we have a yoni namechange competition, a la Xmas and Easter namechange ones? Prize could be train tickets to hell Hull and back, and an £80 lovetoshop voucher!

moondog · 10/04/2013 22:40

And all I ever knew
Yoni you

ForYourEyesYoni · 10/04/2013 22:40

Yoni takes a minute, Brian girl

StarlightMcKenzie · 10/04/2013 22:41

I think MN and Hull Man should get together and run an MN Academy on Yoni Massage tbh.

moondog · 10/04/2013 22:41

I am in danger of waking sleeping children with my snorting.

IamtheOneandYoni · 10/04/2013 22:41

We shouldn't mock, after all It's Yoni Natural

VanitasVanitatum · 10/04/2013 22:42

HQ must be asleep this is hilarious! And on a Wednesday night..

ladymariner · 10/04/2013 22:43

Haven't read the thread, pmsl way too much......a Yoni massage in Hull ???? Really, Hull????? Hahahahahahahaha........

trixymalixy · 10/04/2013 22:43

This has to go in classics!

Rexy · 10/04/2013 22:43

Oh my lord !!

MirandaWest · 10/04/2013 22:43

I am posting just so I can see the deletion message :)

Chubfuddler · 10/04/2013 22:43

This is someone on a wind up though isnt it? I mean Hull FFS, is there anywhere less tantric in the whole of the UK?

DoIgetastickerforthat · 10/04/2013 22:44

Yes starlight and they could have a stall selling YoniYogurt for those with a relaxed but itchy Yoni.

squoosh · 10/04/2013 22:44

I don't know about anyone else but despite never having heard of them an hour ago I am now in the mood for a Yoni massage! Just not courtesy of Brian from Hull. It will probably be courtesy of my faithful Lelo of Lovehoney.

SaddleUpRideYourYoni · 10/04/2013 22:44

Yee ha!

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