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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
orangeandlemons · 10/04/2013 22:27

Would that stick of rock have the words ' I've been yoni'd in Brighton' all the way through then?

IamtheOneandYoni · 10/04/2013 22:28

Not read whole thread yet but crying laughing and couldn't resist a name change in honour! Grin

VerySmallSqueak · 10/04/2013 22:29

Is that you,XP?

He was such a wanker I always said he could make a business out of it.

DustingIsEasy · 10/04/2013 22:29

I often wonded if the style and beauty threads were for me. Who knew? Grin

EMUZ · 10/04/2013 22:29

The name change to IamtheOneandYoni has just finished me off

BlushShock Oh not like that, I meant laughing. Not finished off as in bestHullhastooffer Grin

Portofino · 10/04/2013 22:30

MrsS, if you are planning on being half so funny whilst visiting, please pre warn so I can buy Tena lady.

CoteDAzur · 10/04/2013 22:30

The most popular Style & Beauty thread ever Grin

MyLittleYoni · 10/04/2013 22:30

It gets rid of cellulite?

Briaaaaaannnnnn! Come back!

EMUZ · 10/04/2013 22:31

When will I learn not to google?
www.ukclassifieds.co.uk/general.1149599.html

MrsKwazii · 10/04/2013 22:31

He jumped up onto Mumsnet
And said "Please will you find
A yoni soft and suitable
To warm Brian's be- (diddle diddle dee)
Just see what you can find

SabrinaMulhollandJjones · 10/04/2013 22:32

The yoni namechanges are fab. Grin Love this thread, I've not laughed so much since the 'I hate my pets" thread. It's gotta go in classics.

LiveItUp · 10/04/2013 22:32

squoosh Grin

clearly just here for what I hope will be a classic deletion message

MostFamousMonkey · 10/04/2013 22:32

Iamtheoneandyoni and mylittleyoni Grin

I've got to leave the thread for a bit because I'm laughing so much I'm in danger of wetting myself without anyone going near my yoni.

LizzyDay · 10/04/2013 22:32

I think I know why Bri chose Style and Beauty!

Fly London Women's Yoni Pumps

IamtheOneandYoni · 10/04/2013 22:32

EMUZ - have just had to explain to dh why I am laughing so much (also why a link to afternoon delight may appear in history Blush)

This is surely a Friday night thread Grin

squoosh · 10/04/2013 22:32

Brian never said if he provides refreshments for the husband/partner who gets to witness this sacred harnessing of intimate feminine gushing.

FuckThisShit · 10/04/2013 22:32

Best thread in a good while.

OnlytheYoni · 10/04/2013 22:33

I now have a Roy Orbision earworm...

DoIgetastickerforthat · 10/04/2013 22:33

Fuck it! I just woke the baby up by snorting.

Damn you Iamtheoneandyoni. Grin

Flosshilde · 10/04/2013 22:33

My pelvic floor, weakened by pushing a baby out of my Yoni three weeks ago, has now completely collapsed.

Thanks MN. Grin

CoteDAzur · 10/04/2013 22:33

"Yoni pump" Grin

usualsuspect · 10/04/2013 22:34

Only the Yoni
Knows why, I cry
Only the yoni.

IamtheOneandYoni · 10/04/2013 22:35

Aww, maybe Bran is feeling alone, he should listen to ....[[http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ysmN7dsheE8&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DysmN7dsheE8 Only the Yoni!]

TheYamiOfYawn · 10/04/2013 22:35

Loving this thread!

Chubfuddler · 10/04/2013 22:36

I think some of the gushing Brian has experienced can be explained by failure to follow step 1) on ehow guide to giving a yoni massage: ask the woman to empty her bladder.

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