Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

Classics please.

Literalol at Her Vaj

please dont delete this!

I keep thinking of the scene in Friends where Ross ends up massaging the old man with the salad servers.

'Gives you the best orgasm you've ever had' - only if you also stick your finger up my bum, Brian. Or is that extra?
And, would you wear a brown polka-dot dress like in Pretty Woman while you diddled my Yoni 'cos that'd r-e-a-l-l-y get my juices going

:o @ Talc

Are MNHQ having an emergency meeting?

Delete or classics, has it gone to the vote yet.

Joni Mitchell says:
I've looked at life from both sides now
from Hull to York
and still somehow
it's Brian's ministrations I recall.
I really don't like yoni massage at all.

I've been lurking since this had about 6 posts and people were going what the fuck you perv!!
Crying with laughter at how it has progressed, thank you all!

Probably not what OP had in mind but am convinced that at least one person PMd him feedback before it got totally derailed!

As long as the mystical massage doesn't channel an early yonimitchell offering, 'blue', we can relax.

Hassled, that is brilliant. :)

Hassled, OH MY FUCKING GOD, my sides.

Btw my vote is for classics!

My name is Brian from Hull no doubt
I?ll massage your Yoni till sacred waters shoot out

My sweaty little paws are willing and able
I perform my magic on the kitchen table

For just £80 I will banish all tension
But only on Mondays when Mam goes for her pension

Ahh,do you think we've spoiled the Yoni King of Nowhere's fun?

Oh dear I am crying at this! From my eyes you understand - it's not my feminine waters!

mimsy meddling & gusset navigation

doiget yes you do, although it may be a bit damp after that poem.

Oh my god this neeeeds to go in classics!

Actually that salon idea's already crossed his mine. He was thinking "YONI-VER WANK ALONE"

The yoni ranger has rode off into the Hull sunset.

squoosh

You cannot delete this hq, hassled's lyrics must be preserved.

I'm this face that this is actually an actual thing and gets advertised in parish magazines in Devon.