Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

Oops

Classics please!
The humour coming thick and fast makes me so proud of Mumsnet!

blimey

Do you think if he'd put it in spirituality rather than s&b he'd have had more luck

Oh Brian my lonely Yoni longs to release it's sacred feminine waters. Help me Brian, help me. The north, south, east and west- inwardly, outwardly, upwardly! Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

Tense, nervous Yoni?
You need Brian
Brian acts fast to get to the root of the problem.
Take Brian

Hahaaaaaa!

Please classics!

I'm crying with laughter.

Whose going to be pay £80 for a fancy wank? Is Hull not having a recession.

I'm going to wait for a decent interval and then start a baby names thread.

Yoni - girl or boy's name, do you reckon?

Also - WTF is being done to that Yoni in the afternoon delight link - it looks like a chemical peel. That is not how I honour my yoni thanks very much.

Fantastic thread, classics please!!

The My Yoni says No (ni) and the Fiat Brava have just about finished me off!
And ewwww at Brian from Hull or wahtever hsi name is.
My Yoni is not for ferkeling by hairy handed truckers from Hull.

ROAR at "own sting cd". Please can I have the lute one?

It is £150 in Brighton so it's a bargain although I think you go home with a stick of rock

I'm so sad :(

I always thought it was as in ronnie

Now I look a bit of a div

Poor Joni Mitchell, her ears must be burning.

Or maybe not her ears

"Brian is very talented with his hands. At the same time as performing your Yoni massage, he also performs a Lingam massage on himself. If the moon and sun are in the correct alignment this can result in the release of sacred feminine waters and a virile surge of Lingam fluids simultaneously."

(Brian has shares in Dettol.)

I had one of those once.

The bloke used his cock.

Just plunged it in and out before exclaiming loudly and collapsing on top of me.

It wasn't that relaxing.

I hope you're going to include this in your weekly offers email, MNHQ. 10% off for all Mumsnetters, code YONIWANK10

This should go into classics. I have been lmao here, thank goodness the kids are in bed.

Love this thread!

Wailing at the code YONIWANK10

This thread has come a few days too late - would have been perfect for Justine to demonstrate mn's lighter side on the JV show :o

Brian is setting his new salon up as we speak:

Yoni & Guy

and has already obtained a Royal Appointment:

.W.
{@} By Appointment to Her Vaj - Purveyors of Mimsy Meddling and Gusset Navigation

I suppose this resolves all those threads on whether ladies' private parts should be called a foofoo or a tuppence. Yoni it is.

A man from Hull, he did call us
Come hither wives, girlfriends and daughters
For three times a Pony
He'll massage your Yoni
And release your sacred femine waters.

Blurgh.

YONIWANK10