Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

Now I'm googling Joni Mitchell song titles. "My Secret Place" has potential, but possibly not as much as "Goodbye Pork Pie Hat".

Another vote for classics.

Yet another vote for classics. Very funny.

what about Joni Mitchell's third album 'Ladies of the Canyon'

Yoni Cunningham ... Happy Days!

I also retract my request for deletion, because this thread has turned out to be the wittiest I've ever seen on MN.
Classics, please HQ.

CHRIST! No thanks! After 2 kids, my Yoni is so relaxed there is a chance, if I cough without my legs crossed, that you'd have to start calling me Nigel!
And as for releasing my feminine waters, dont even go there!

YOU ARE ALL SO UNENLIGHTENED

I'll have you know that Brian is a highly skilled professional yoni wrangler. He's got a certificate and everything. He'll provide his own grubby tie dyed towels, I'll admit the patchouli oil can smart a bit at first but the powerful erotic manipulations soon make up for it. He is also happy to provide his own Sting CD and rubber gloves.

ROAR at goodbye porkpie hat

too funny

I am laughing so hard that I almost peed myself released my sacred feminine waters! £80 is a bit steep for a wank though isn't it?

Just don't go to Youtube

"Come to the Sunshine" and

"Taming The Tiger", both Joni Mitchel songs would me great names for Brian from Hull's business venture.

'Ladies of the Canyon'

Red rag to a bull yonibeard :o

"Yoni wrangler"

Have some sympathy ladies, can't be much job satisfaction for poor Brian now, can there?

Why do I keep thinking of Emu's at the mention of Hull?!
The image is not doing it for my yoni....

My stomach muscels are actually hurting.

lets call it, hmmmm, a 'labour of love'

We can provide testimonials on request. So far he's done two dinner ladies, the vicar's wife and the staff of our local Greggs