Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

[HullDad]

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

Best thing to come out of Hull is the A15.

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YEEEEEEEEEES

Sorry where were we :o

Well, there are product tests, and then there are product tests from Hull.

Classics, please! I take back the report I made when no one else had posted, I was wrong, I tell you, wrong

Hey Yoni man! I live within 50 miles, I'm getting in the car now.....

(funniest thread I've read in a long time )

Brilliant

Just brilliant

Classics!!

I've cried with laughter.

Yoga for my yoni? Really? Is tht not just a keigel? :)

Where is he? Banging out a quick one?

This is hilarious . Classics please!
Poor Brian, is he banned?

Great work if you can get it, eh HullDad!

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There was an old hippy from Hull,
Who found massage incredibly dull,
Until one fateful day,
His hand went astray,
Business plans his brain started to mull....

He logged on to the internet,
Seeking yonis to aid to get wet,
The vipers poured scorn,
He crept off forlorn,
But don't pity the creepy old get.

I want to be yonimitchell.

Rowan has got him "otherwise engaged" which is why he can't answer. Either that or MN has now got a hit squad.

How do you know a Hull girl's had an orgasm?

She drops her chip buttie.

I'm sure you can get a fingering for a lot cheaper than £80 in Hull. Some areas the boys will pay you, if your yoni is lonely.

There was an old perv from Hull
Who was exceptionally dull
He felt up my Yoni
I wasn't that lonely
So I cracked open his skull

Oh :( I actually wanted to know the answer! Do these 'spiritual yoni therapists' bother with the qualifications, if so, how the fuck do they move onto 'yoni massage'?!

Maybe he's doing a telephone consultation

MissB

MissBee

Classics.... Pleeeeeeeease, i havent the time to read it all now and i have faceache from the first three posts! Do not delete!!

I'm having my first ever spa weekend soon - do you think this is one of the massages on offer? Is this why spa weekends are so popular for hen weekends (the hens' equivalent of a lap-dancing lounge)?

Wow.

I bet the op has a dandruffy beard, too.

My yoni says noni

Mrs Schaden

Oh classics please!

Brian, respeck, God luffs a trier an' all that.