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Yoni (Vaginal) Massage

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HullDad · 10/04/2013 20:56

I'm looking for some feedback.

As it may be a bit personal if members know who other members are, you may prefer to reply privately rather than on the thread.

I enjoy giving and receiving massage. I've given massage to many ladies and recently read about Yoni massage. I mentioned it to my wife and she was interested in trying one. I gave her a full body massage first for around an hour followed by the Yoni massage. As a result, she found her orgasm was more powerful than normal. I've also given a good friend a Yoni massage and again, her orgasm was very powerful.

I would like to ask the ladies on here:-
1 - If you've had a normal massage, would you consider a Yoni massage?
2 - If you've had a Yoni massage, was it by someone you knew or a stranger?
3 - Did you feel able to fully relax?
4 - Did you have a more powerful orgasm from the Yoni massage?

Thank you for your feedback.

If you are interested in finding out more, let me know too.
Also, if you would like to try a Yoni massage (and live within about 50 miles of Hull), let me know too.
( I'm happy for your partner or friend to be there while I give the massage if you prefer. )

OP posts:
AnyFucker · 10/04/2013 21:48

< sends evils to YoniMitchell >

CockBollocks · 10/04/2013 21:48

yep jumper he posted the same on NM's and a lorry load just arrived in Hull looking for 'Yoni' love.

He's a busy boy.

SabrinaMulhollandJjones · 10/04/2013 21:48

Oh please classics! Dh is Confused at what I'm laughing at.

Grin
Geillis · 10/04/2013 21:48

Mrs Schadenfreude's poem! Smile

BOF · 10/04/2013 21:48

YoniMitchell, you fast fucker Envy

usualsuspect · 10/04/2013 21:48

Please don't delete.

sjupes · 10/04/2013 21:48

Weirdly i keep imagining op to look like the guy who sings 'somebodybthst i used to know' gotye is it?

All because the yoni and gotye sounded the same in my head Grin

Keep your mitts of my bits i thank you.

HorraceTheOtter · 10/04/2013 21:48

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

YoniBeard · 10/04/2013 21:49
Grin
ATruthUniversallyAcknowledged · 10/04/2013 21:49

i'm looking for feedback as to whether you've tried, would you consider one, and if you've tried it, did you have a more powerful orgasm?

So you're not offering a wank, but you want to have one while reading our experiences? You're in the wrong place mate!

MrsSchadenfreude · 10/04/2013 21:49

Here she comes now sayin' Yoni, Yoni
Feel her quim, fingers in her Yoni
Brian give me love and I feel all right now
Come on you gotta toss and turn
And feel all right, yeah I feel all right
I said yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

ohforfoxsake · 10/04/2013 21:50

And I thought the only good thing to come out of Hull were The Housemartins.

I can't decide... Delete for the deletion message or classics... Tough one.

PoohBearsHole · 10/04/2013 21:50

Rowan, did mnhq steal Ban fom Hull? Is that why he s unavailae okay idle on my Yoni?

Classics!

HotelTangoFoxtrotUniform · 10/04/2013 21:50

Classics, please!

But post what you'd have put as the deletion message!

ReluctantBeing · 10/04/2013 21:50

He might try gransnet next...

AnyFucker · 10/04/2013 21:51

MrsS Grin

tethersend · 10/04/2013 21:51

The poor man comes here looking for feedback on a spiritual, mystical experience and he is roundly mocked. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

You big bunch of Yonis.

steben · 10/04/2013 21:51

Tears of laughter!

TurnipCake · 10/04/2013 21:51

Yonibeard!

That's it, dead

PoohBearsHole · 10/04/2013 21:51

Urhm, unavailable to fiddle with my yoni.

I'll get me coat and dump the ipad

babybarrister · 10/04/2013 21:51

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Stepissue · 10/04/2013 21:51

PORTOFINO - Me too! Did you discover it at Spiders??!

quoteunquote · 10/04/2013 21:52

therapy

Quite a few practitioners offer similar round here (devon), I did giggle when I saw in the parish magazine, yoni yoga quite popular, I wonder why.

LRDtheFeministDragon · 10/04/2013 21:52
Grin

I love that tethers.

Though I will say I found being in the middle of a bunch of cunts doing what they do best to be quite a spiritual experience myself.

BigFatBarry · 10/04/2013 21:52

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