To pelt my cakes at this mum's head in the playground this afternoon? <fume>

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

The school are having a cake sale tomorrow and have BEGGED for donations of cakes. They have been Facebooking about how desperate they are all week as they want to make a dent in the £12,000 target needed for some new play equipment in the playground. One might think that flogging cakes at 30 pee each is not the way to make a dent but that's another thing...

I am pushed for time this week but I thought I could do some cornflake easter nests with some mini eggs on top as a quick alternative to baking and frosting two dozen fairy cakes. So I went out and bought the stuff (which I reckon cost more than they will get from the sales tbh) Then I replied to one of the FB begging messages saying "I will bring some cornflake easter nests tomorrow, will have about 40" Then one of the PTA wimmin replied "Ha ha! That's great but be prepared to take most of them home as they don't sell as well as real cakes."

Fuck. You. Bitch.

:(

I'm not keen on either! I'd have had a very disappointing time. Was there no chocolate cake?

OMFG. Ha ha ha ha ha.............LDCunt........ha ha ha.

Horry?? Are you the Lemon Drizzle lady?

i've been reading this thread and been in stitches this afternoon

Thank you for cheering a grumpy arse up

Yes, she was so furious when she made the cake that when she added the eggs it all curdled.

Which is exactly what happens to ALL my cakes anyway.

Perhaps I am a Lemon Drizzle Cunt

did she wear maxi skirt? If she is reading this...I guess she'll remember not to mock others baking and goodwill in future!

She must be feeling pretty shite

I don't like cakes - lemon drizzle or cornflake.

I like pretty much every sort of cake, GetOeuf, so we balance eachother well! I even like lemon drizzle cake, and may make one this weekend.

Strange person.

[barf] at "Wolef*s story.

Toby, Twitter, eh? I believe you then

This is my favourite soap opera thread EVER.

I agree with sick Horry you are LCD woman (defo not a lady) aren't you?

LCD you should come on and say
" it's me,I hold my hands up, I made a bitchy comment on FB,where a lot of parents, and probably staff too , could see,upsetting a fellow parent. I really am sincerely sorry for the offence I caused and hope that my misjudged public comment will not put parents off supporting our fund raising efforts in future"

Then go round to see marmalade with a bunch of flowers and apologise in person. This is how adults behave LCD

P.s thanks for giving us so much entertainment though

The fact that she didn't allow you a piece of her revolting looking cake is just so funny!

How did you not laugh in her face?

I think she should take a lemon drizzle cake as well as the , Drywhiteplease! [gein]

Bugger. not [gein]

best comment so far (and there have been a lot of awesome ones) LCD - Lemon Cunt Drizzle - too much!!!

I normally just lurk, but feel this is my opportunity to join in - thanks DryWhite

I am very disappointed with the lack of PO on this thread.

I went to lunch with my PA cuntalina mother today and had to chuckle to myself when she was banging on about lemon drizzle cake also filled with bile and fury. Probs

Best. Thread. Ever.

And that's saying something.

cuntalina mother

Hahahahaha at cuntalina mother christ that's priceless

Wow, LDC really out-cunted herself this afternoon didn't she.

Roar at Cuntalina

I'm just picturing her mixing up that cake with fury in her spoon and a murderous glint to her eye. "I'll...show... you ...Marmalade!"

Hahahaha! :o

I did laugh when she came out with her sliced cake. Like she must have thought I would have been mortally wounded by not being offered a slice of scrambled egg.

Five slices?! HA HA HA HA HA! I love cake and even I'd struggle with a 1.5 inch slab. I bet people were desperately looking for places to dispose of it!

Toby if I make myself a black t shirt with a pink, swirly & glittery CUNTALINA (perhaps with a My Little Pony rearing up on her hind legs?) on it, do I have to pay you royalties for the word?

Because I'm up for it

I'd've given an audible "thank feck for that!" when she simpered there was none left:o