To pelt my cakes at this mum's head in the playground this afternoon? <fume>

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

The school are having a cake sale tomorrow and have BEGGED for donations of cakes. They have been Facebooking about how desperate they are all week as they want to make a dent in the £12,000 target needed for some new play equipment in the playground. One might think that flogging cakes at 30 pee each is not the way to make a dent but that's another thing...

I am pushed for time this week but I thought I could do some cornflake easter nests with some mini eggs on top as a quick alternative to baking and frosting two dozen fairy cakes. So I went out and bought the stuff (which I reckon cost more than they will get from the sales tbh) Then I replied to one of the FB begging messages saying "I will bring some cornflake easter nests tomorrow, will have about 40" Then one of the PTA wimmin replied "Ha ha! That's great but be prepared to take most of them home as they don't sell as well as real cakes."

Fuck. You. Bitch.

:(

She's got to be reading the thread. Did you get stink eye? Was she wearing a maxi? Did she have a tunic top on in attempt to cover thighs? She didn't want to sell cake even though PTA trying to raise £12k?

what a Troll

Hahahahaha at scrambled egg cake

I bet you were gutted not go get a piece of her minging effort.

This is my face -> :) I am very satisfied. Sublime thread

I didn't get stink eye. She was just smiling piously throughout. Fair enough.

I reckon the cake sale has made, ooooh, about a £40 sized dent in the £12K.

I was right, she is a giant, grudge bearing loser.

She will provide much more entertainment before the year is out

The way you get it like scrambled egg is by being so BULLIED by Marm and the chair that your timing all goes to shame.

I am discusted with you.

What dent in the £12k, incidentally?

Properly lol'd at the making a £40 dent in £12k.

She's got to be reading this. Who slices a loaf cake into 5 pieces? Those must've been some honking huge slabs of stodge.

Horry, the PTA are trying to raise £12K to buy some new play equipment for the KS1 playground!

Yeah the slices were like 1.5 inches thick! The poor helpers that had to eat THAT claggy mess. I bet they'll have icky gut for easter now.

I reckon all the other helpers will be Team Twatters after having been forced to eat that shite.

It is no surprise to me that someone who uses the word kiddlies cannot bake a decent cake.

Lemon drizzle food poisoning? Ick. Lucky escape!

I love her childishness at not giving cake to you and the chair. I'm sure you were both distraught

I LOVE THIS THREAD.

So the question is, how many of the other cornflake cakes were supplied by others on this thread?

Loving the image of her trying to calculate the angles for a 5 slice cake!

Ooh, I foresee a coop(sp?) She'll be after the chair's job next ...

I bet all the other parents made crispies in solidarity!

Even the headteacher and her sons made nests! I bet she didn't mock hers! And mine were the naicest wans there. They were.

seventy two degrees :o

Coup, TeWi.

"coop" more appropriate on a thread about easter cakes with chicks :o

Lemon drizzles are usually loaf cakes. Easy to slice in 5 if you're a passive aggressive cuntalina.

Christ it all goes on in PTAs

Lemon Drizzle Cakes are shite.

I love the fact that now I am reading Lemon Drizzle Cunt for LDC as well

It was a lucky escape though Marm. You got away with not having to politely turn down the lemon-y stodge

Loving that the headtecher made cornflake nests too

I love the fact that the HT made nests.

Not all Lemon Drizzle Cakes are shite!! Mine are lovely, honest

her lemon cake went wrong because she was so angry when she made it, it is full of bile and fury.