To pelt my cakes at this mum's head in the playground this afternoon? <fume>

[MarmaladeTwatkins]

The school are having a cake sale tomorrow and have BEGGED for donations of cakes. They have been Facebooking about how desperate they are all week as they want to make a dent in the £12,000 target needed for some new play equipment in the playground. One might think that flogging cakes at 30 pee each is not the way to make a dent but that's another thing...

I am pushed for time this week but I thought I could do some cornflake easter nests with some mini eggs on top as a quick alternative to baking and frosting two dozen fairy cakes. So I went out and bought the stuff (which I reckon cost more than they will get from the sales tbh) Then I replied to one of the FB begging messages saying "I will bring some cornflake easter nests tomorrow, will have about 40" Then one of the PTA wimmin replied "Ha ha! That's great but be prepared to take most of them home as they don't sell as well as real cakes."

Fuck. You. Bitch.

:(

[weirdbird]

Please can someone summarise what the heads letter said? Please

[ZingDollyChops]

?????????C?U?N?T?????????????????

had to be done

[Hurr1cane]

Argh I've just wasted my entire afternoon reading both these threads just to be left in limbo.

[Wetthemogwai]

ARGH! The final part deleted! How will we ever know?!

What happened to LDC?
WHERE they dyking it up on the PTA?
Did the helpers have a dodgy gut over Easter?
Did mr Vera kill LDC upon a chance meeting in the village?

marmalade come back!!

[HappyFlappy]

Marking zombie thread

[mainlywingingit]

Well you get your selling pants on and sell them all to show that cow and update that Facebook comment with a photo of them all gone at the stall.

Put some freaking unicorn dust on them and use golden goose eggs.

I love those cornflake things esp with mini eggs. Fairy cakes are so wimpy in comparison.

Update us please!!!

[mainlywingingit]

Actually post 2 photos

The before photo of the full trays of all
40 and the after photo of all empty.

No comment. Just the photos and
Maybe a 💪 emoticon

[mainlywingingit]

Haha thank you !!! Wish I knew the outcome!

[hanr84]

Fantastic thread, and I read the next one. But the third link doesn't work!? Does anyone know what happened with the head letter?! Did LDC move!? I know it was 2013 but what a great thread!!

[justkeepflying]

I know this is a zombie thread but I don't care
WHAT HAPPENED NEXT??! I spent way too long reading that got to the third update and it's been deleted. Ah

[Stravaig]

Link to Part 2, wherein Lemon Drizzle creates her own comeuppance 😲

Can't find part 3.