Teenagers - Has anyone else put to death their teen?
My DD2 cursed me today in the most foul language. Having read the Word of the Lord, I know I cannot overlook this. She must be put to death. However, the Lord has not given clear instructions on how to do this - is stoning the most appropriate method in this circumstance? And should it be just me or should the whole community stone her together?
Adoption - Help, my son has rejected me and is going off the rails
I adopted my son years ago, and raised him as my own. His birth family are the slaves of my father (the Pharoah). I have always told him he is Hebrew as well as Egyptian. All was well until adulthood - but now things have gone horribly wrong. He killed someone (an Egyptian no less!), and ran away. He then came back claiming he has spoken to some 'God' we do not recognise in this family, and demanding my father release all the slaves!! When he rightly refused, my Moses started causing horrible plagues to happen upon us. Locusts, Famine, and now he is threatening to murder all of our firstborn sons if we do not comply! Help!! How could he have so horribly rejected me and my family. How do we bring him back and make him forget all this freeing birth family and 'God' nonsense? I'm desperate :(
Chat - How to find a well endowed Egyptian bloke?
I have it on good authority (the book of the Lord no less) that Egyptian men are as well hung as Donkeys, and have the emissions of horses. Or at least the ones who frequent prostitutes do. Round here, all the men are under 12 inches. It's not good enough. How do I find myself a nice and importantly, well hung, Egyptian man? And no you can't,the first one is mine