The Norty Puddlehumpers present.... MUMSNET - THE MUSICAL!!!!

[EmpressOfTheSevenFlames]

Come in! Sit down! Have a and the show will start soon!

Waits.

I love musicals. Can I be Rizzo?

Or I'd like to Anita in West Side Story?

"A boy like that, he killed your brother..." (Sang Shirley Bassey stylee)

Oh, you are in for a treat.....I can't lay claim to the amazingness, but there are actual songs!!

Who are these Puddlehumpers then? (sorry not been around much recently)

Starring:

ObviouslyInvisible
StateOfConfusion
DZH
Tee
BonkeyMollocks
EmpressOfTheSevenFlames
anyone else who gets here in time

Can I be Grace Kelly in High Society. please

You're obviously very elegant pagwatch. I'm more "fat friend" material.

AND BrianCoxIsUpTheDuff and Zombie (sorry)

READY!

Mardy I am indeed grace in my head. You are more Kristen Scott Thomas in my head - waspish and wry

[obvs not in the right quiches]

That's very kind of you Pag, but think more Dawn French before she lost the weight. I do have good hair though but not as good as hers.

Puddlehumpers a non-exclusive quiche, originating from a typo regarding TheJoyfulPuddleJumper, made by SayCoolNowSayWhip (if that's the correct NN, I prefer Whippy)

We like: cake, cheese, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, non-alcoholic drinks (mainly due to various pregnant members) and talking shite. Oh and making musicals (I missed that bit though)

We are also "Norty" as the original thread made reference to those amongst us who were not what they seemed, MNHQ pulled the thread, so we were "norty".

I think I've covered it all.

We have crashed a quiche.
We are unwanted.

NO, this is the Musical, to be aired to all of MN!

It is not a quiche crashing, you are welcome.

Where's SayCool btw. haven't seen her for ages.

No no no, all are welcome, songs to be posted! Sing along, put on a costume! Join us!!!

::warms up throat. Coughs a lot::

Right! I've blocked a scene for a 'Circling Wagons' number. I need cloth swishers.

Maybe me and Pag and the other wannabes, could be invited up to the stage like the kids at the end of the pantomime, look cute, sing a song with an annoying lyric and be presented with a bag of crap goodies sponsored by the local rag.