Ode To Bradley Wiggins

[HalfMumHalfBiscuit]

Oh Wiggins, oh Bradley
I love you quite madley
You look tres sexee
In the yellow jersey
Vous etes tres bon
Avant le peloton
With your mates Cav and Froome
To Paris you'll zoom
Do your side burns help you steer?
When you win I will shed a tear.

Oh. Am talking to self

Allez Wiggo!!

Sorry work finish ed late! Allez wiggins!

You're over here then

Allez Wiggins!

I'm on the edge of my seat here

I hope the MN'ers on the course are having an amazing day.

Right come on boys, Tony Martin looking pretty hot atm, we've got what? 10 mins left? My tummy feels very strange

Whoah Froome, stonking great time, I hate just waiting for everyone else now.

Allez Wiggo!

O Wiggo and Froome
Please stomp on those pedals
And see if you manage
To pick up some medals

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

BRADLEY!!!!!!

Wiggoooooooooooooo!

Yay! Bradley kicked ass. And Tony Martin did well too!

HTC Highroad

TWO medals in the time trial. Well done Team GB!

Are we sure Cancellara doesn't have a broken collarbone?

FanTASTIC!!

Wiggo must be so chuffed. Tour de France and Olympic gold in the same year! Amazing.

What are the tacky thrones about

YAY!

Don't fall off!

Is he coming to find you lot?

Poor Cancellara looks awful.

Cancellara looks to be in so much pain, I wonder if he hid some of his injuries after Saturday.

Well, I'm exhausted, and happy, and discombobulated! What now?

Wiggy, oh Wiggy,
you're faster than Miss Piggy,
Keep pushing those pedals
and gather more medals.

Yes! Brilliant, from both of them!