Ode To Bradley Wiggins

[HalfMumHalfBiscuit]

Oh Wiggins, oh Bradley
I love you quite madley
You look tres sexee
In the yellow jersey
Vous etes tres bon
Avant le peloton
With your mates Cav and Froome
To Paris you'll zoom
Do your side burns help you steer?
When you win I will shed a tear.

Can anyone answer my questions?

I don't think there is a big screen but we might go to the hyde park one later.

and give Wiggins a Knighthood!

I think that Bradley would appreciate its irrelevancy

I think pedal to the medals should go on a separate one unless someone can come up with something.

Love the poetry!

Halfmum I have no idea-try the online Olympic guide?

We've been here without fail
To watch you win your time trail...

Sorry halfmum I got distracted . Here's what Hampton Court are doing:

www.hrp.org.uk/HamptonCourtPalace/WhatsOn/Olympics2012cyclingtimetrials

I'm going to look round the palace and will probably try to get a spot on the route a couple of hours before the men are due out. Hampton Court have a cyclemania event afterwards too.

trial trail

I love that he is not so media savvy as most...so funny and honest :)

Ok, I am going to start drawing in 5 mins. Final version please !

I like pedal to the medals. Good one Half.
What to wear. Is it going to be dry? Hot? Sunny? Windy?
Am getting a bit more excited now I see how they do the trails. I was thinking it would be all over in about an hour. Do they just get one go?

PS Queenie you know what would be good?
If you gave this man a damn Knighthood!

Oh gorgeous GB cycling team,
with your muscles long and lean,

From maillot jaune to Box Hill,
Bradley's given us quite a thrill.

So come on Wiggo, go on Froome
All the way to the podium: zoom!

YES, GoCav, perfect last stanza!

You are going to put a photo of the finished banner up on your profile later, right? We'll have to look for you on the telly!

Oh gorgeous GB cycling team,
with your muscles long and lean,

From maillot jaune to Box Hill,
Bradley's given us quite a thrill.

So come on Wiggo, go on Froome,
Give our medals table a boon!

PS Queenie you know what would be good?
If you gave this man a damn Knighthood!

Final version?

Oh gorgeous GB cycling team,
with your muscles long and lean,

From maillot jaune to Box Hill,
Bradley's given us quite a thrill.

So come on Wiggo, go on Froome
All the way to the podium: zoom!

PS Queenie you know what would be good?
Give our Brad a damn Knighthood!

Ooh I'll put your podium/zoom in instead evilegiraffe thanks!

Ooo, contentious! Which will it be?!

Perfect Evilgiraffe- I'll call it the Mumsnet Ode to Bradley Wiggins

LOL, so many crossposts there

Aw. Brad being interviewed now. He seems so humble.
Are we drawing on the sideburns then?

wiggo on beeb1 now

I will bring my eyeshadow. Not putting them on before London though.

Joking re eyeshadow.

Mini, weather supposed to be good. I am packing a small rucksack with
union flags x3 check
grazia check
waterproof check
fleece/cardi check
cereal bar check
apple check
wallet check
phone and crackberry fully charged check
map of time trial course check
ipod and headphones check

I love a list.

See ya there.

Don't forget your camera halfmum!