Ode To Bradley Wiggins

[HalfMumHalfBiscuit]

Oh Wiggins, oh Bradley
I love you quite madley
You look tres sexee
In the yellow jersey
Vous etes tres bon
Avant le peloton
With your mates Cav and Froome
To Paris you'll zoom
Do your side burns help you steer?
When you win I will shed a tear.

Stay cool!

I am >< this close to just going out for a bit. Unfortunatley DH just beat me to it and I don't think I can stand the stress of getting the boys in the car.

Ooof, someone missed the corner.

DS did a poo. Just back in time to see the crash. Crikey!!

Arrgh! Need more details! I'm so panicked!

Cancellara fell off he looks like he's in agony but still riding. No chance to win for him now

Cancellara! Straight to the scene of the accident, as Martin Brundle would say.

Cancellara done his cooler bone? Looks it? Shit

Collar damn it

He was the only one off though giraffe. Not sure of the impact that will have on everything else.

I've been talking to myself in the Olympic bit.

Yeah possible clavicle # from the way he's holding himself.

Is that a bonus for our boys? Shame though, I like Cancellara.

Give the commentators a fecking time check.

Peloton 56s behind at 10k. Booooo.

Game over...?

Can't beleieve they are not getting time checks, poor form, not sure we can do it now.

No! They have to catch them!

CAv has to find someone elses wheel, surely.

You tell them giraffe. Get down there and give Brad an earful.

I love them all whatever. Great boys, an achievement to be the ones the whole peloton had to keep back.

C&P from twitter 'The medic pulled Fabs to the car by his right arm. If it was the collarbone that would have been excruciating. Fabs didn't wince.' So that's some better news at least.

Brad's dropped off :( too much left to do

Nooooooo! Stop sounding defeatist, there has to be time, right? Right?!

Nope Evil - all over for the chaps.

Where was the Tardis spotted last? The lead pair are on the Mall giraffe. I think it's time to give up hope, sorry.