Shouting at me in the supermarket

[FrankieAnne]

Sorry am on phone so apologies if this makes no sense but he was doing t-Rex in Asda so i slapped his arm (not hard obviously) and he got really cross and said he'd stand however he wants and stormed off. It was really embarrassing as loads of people were staring and he'd told me to remind him anyway! He's acting like nothing has happened now. Aibu to not just let it drop?

Mole is eyes closed, spiderman is being tony maguire and owl is being an owl. He doesn't do rabbit so much these days not as bad as before anyway.

Isn't Garfield being Spiderman these days? Mmm lasagne...

well I hope he doesnt start being Garlfield. We have enough to contend with at the moment.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK???

Ok, who is tony maguire (am obviously complete idiot and do not know)

owl is being an owl sorry I need more. Does he make owl noises?
Does he paint his face? Grow feathers? what

rabbit hopping? Eating carrots?

Eyes closed? What, like sleeping?? In asda??

What does he do when he's being an owl. Does he hoot?
And what 'is being Tony Maguire'?
I'm so happy you came back Frankie, there's so much you need to explain.

And can I beg you not to do this whilst I am work as I just choked on my coffee.

Can you do it tonight when I am drunk, as I may understand better.

Were you not listening? He doesn't do rabbit anymore!

lady I am so happy you don't know who or what tony maguire is.

I thought I was missing something.

Understanding is overrated. Live for the moment. Be the owl.

But I don't know how :(

If I did owl I would rotate my head hoot and carry a mouse around tescos in my mouth.

Isn't Toby McGuire the actor who did spidey? Not sure though.

Its very hard to explain. Tony Maguire is what he does sometimes but he doesn't mean to, it's just his face. I don't mind Spiderman so much. Owl isn't to bad either but I do have to shout it out when he does it just so that he realises. Rabbit is awful, I hate it so that results in a poke. Mole also results in a poke whereas T-Rex is more serious and needs a light slap on the arm. There are a few variations of Mole. Mole whilst watching TV, Mole whilst getting dressed and Mole whilst shopping. More serious though is Mole whilst driving which means I have to shout out.

Mr trip-up.

Thank you for that very comprehensive explanation. I think it will all be much clearer now.

Im sorry I can't stand around chatting all day I have to get my passport form done and my book read. It's my day off. I might play the sims but I need a wee and a coffee so I'm going to go now and later I'm going to asda to post my passport, he won't be coming with me so no t-rex or mole whilst shopping dangers today. I'll buy some chocolate and come back later but I might watch a film because I just got sky movies and have recorded loads.

Redrum! Redrum! Redrum!

I do like The Shining.

There are no words.

What the actual fuck!?

I can't be bothered to trawl through. Was it clarified about who was being a T-rex?

I believe it was her husband. Pretty normal behavior

Nope.

I suggest that OP and her husband steer clear of alcohol and other substances and shop online in future.

I'd be more worried about mole driving with his eyes closed tbh