Shouting at me in the supermarket

[FrankieAnne]

Sorry am on phone so apologies if this makes no sense but he was doing t-Rex in Asda so i slapped his arm (not hard obviously) and he got really cross and said he'd stand however he wants and stormed off. It was really embarrassing as loads of people were staring and he'd told me to remind him anyway! He's acting like nothing has happened now. Aibu to not just let it drop?

Don't listen to manic!

I think she's been sniffing the glue and drinking acid

mental! Husband seems normal though. Everyone does the T-Rex in Asda. Don't understand why he had to stop doing it

Yep, surely more than alcohol

Best wind-up I've read in ages.

Tony Maguire is Tobey's less famous cousin. He works as a club singer in a casino on Coney Island.

I do the apatosaurus in Sainsbury.

T-rex is so last week.

PS Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man. WOOF!

Tony Maguire is Tobey's less famous cousin. He works as a club singer in a casino on Coney Island

it could be worse, it could be a casino on Canvey Island!

Robot, in the off-season at Coney he DOES sometimes come to Canvey. I was just keeping it quiet because I know he finds it a little shaming ...

I'm bored today frankie. Just put the baby down for a sleep, then think I will have a cup of tea and a poo. Might go out for a drive later. My dp can't do animals but he picks his nose so I hit him for that.

I got some films on sky, maybe I'll take a look you've inspired me.

pickle are you the poo troll?

pickle I'm laid in bed. Just had some crisps. Space raiders were my favourite. Not going out today, I have sky movies too so will have a look and see what's on. Then I have to clean up but my son is coming home tonight so will be playing with him.

Sometimes I see unicorns in my garden but sometimes I don't

I had some pickled onion monster munch yesterday. Lush. I think they would make good mole eyes.

Next time I'm in a supermarket I'm going to be a mole, I think.
I shall walk around with my eyes shut and put random things in my trolley.
When I get to the check out I'll look at what I've bought.
I think actually, that will add an extra frisson to my shopping.
I'm getting excited now.

Can you please get it filmed??

" He doesn't mean to do Toby Maguire-that's just his face"!!!
I am actually howling.

Here's what is going to happen:

We will all do a flash mob in Asda on Saturday.
10 a.m everyone just suddenly stops where they are and bes a T Rex at the same time.

Yes?

YES YES YES YES

Is it just me or is this thread not understandable?

I don't have a handy ASDA.

Can I do it in Morrisons? Or Sainsbury? Or Waitrose?

No, it has to be Asda

Take the bus!!

Actually maybe it would be better if we did do all the supermarkets, we wouldn't want any one to feel left out!

yy I will be in Mozzas being a T-Rex then.

zippee
To summarise.

The ops DH likes to cuddle groceries and be a t Rex in Asda but knows its a bit off so asks op to slap him if he does it

She slapped him.

He shouted and roared walked off

We have since discovered he likes to be an owl (not sure how) Spiderman (by doing his face like tony maguire) and a mole (by driving, watching tv and getting dressed with his eyes closed)

The op does not mind this, but is a bit wary of mole.
She does have a problem with rabbit which is yet to be clarified.

I am absolutely dying with laughter! :o

YY to T-Rex flash mob!!!! Shall we all go wearing green or do you think that would be too obvious?

Would it be too early to ask what kind of rabbit?
Not the umm, motorised version, I hope?

Op. Are you the one who was embarrassed about her boyfriend because other people thought he had special needs?