Inspired by diamondsonthesoleofhershoes thread in aibu.
The worst wedding I have ever attended was an attempt at a big traditional wedding done on a tiny budget. Freezing cold room, luke warm daytime buffet with 2 choices served on paper plates that bent when the food hit them, no drinks at all, not even a toast after the speeches. There was a pay bar which is fine with me but not even one glass of wine with the meal seems mean. The night buffet was worse than the daytime one, a few plates of dry sarnies and 2 plates of mummified chicken. No pudding of any description throughout the whole day 
I was cold and hungry all day. The bride had told me before hand that most of their budget had gone on outfits for the wedding party and the cars. Cars which no one saw anyway 
On a positive note, the drinks weren't extortionate like they are in some places.
I am not a fussy cow btw, my ideal wedding as a guest would be a village hall type of affair with everyone bringing a plate and a bottle.
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ENormaSnob · 08/05/2012 13:49
Three bad weddings.
First one was where the groom, during his speech made jokes about the maid of honour's virtue "she's a complete slag who's fucked every bloke in the place". She had, but it really wasn't the time 
Maid of honour ran out crying and to this day (20 years later) she and bride have never made up.
Second was when I was a LP of a five year old DS. My close friend who also had a five year old DS invited me to her 'child free' wedding. She said she didn't want any kids but hers. Fine, her choice. Struggled to get a babysitter but tough on me. When I got there EVERY other person in the venue had their kids except me. Literally everyone. People she worked with and hardly knew. By 4pm I was crying in the toilet and left soon after. She was my confidante and knew I was struggling with depression. Cow. We 'lost touch' soon after .
Third was my best friend who unbeknown to everyone charged everyone for their 'meal'. She had her wedding service in the registry office and then on to a restaurant. At then end of the meal each person got a bill for £27.99 plus drinks. Every single person paid without comment, they were completely in shock. This was about 10 years ago and people still talk about it. Her rationale - they were saving for a deposit and couldn't afford the reception 
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prob my own when a close relly told me to fuck off, and well, she ruined my day.
One thing which was but not enough to ruin the wedding happened to my cousin who was marrying a man whose family owned a baker's shop. Naturally enough they said to my aunt "we'll do the cake" and she said thank you.
The week after the wedding they sent in their bill - they'd given her a ten percent "family discount" which made it even worse somehow.
I went to one wedding where the ceremony was at 12 followed by a reception after at a restaurant, but there was NO food . In the evening there was the odd plate of pizza going round (the kind of thing you expect to have while waiting for your main meal)but no where near enough. In the end guests where going to Big M's across the road, it was ridiculous!
Another wedding was in a really posh location about and 1 1/2 hours away from where most guests lived. It was on a Sunday, which meant work the next day (but was obviously cheaper to book). Me and DP were evening guests. Now I don't except free drinks all night when I go to a wedding, but not even a welcome drink was provided or food for evening guests. The bar was also really over priced so no one drank much. The party was dead with tired guests sitting around and the best man on the mic begging for people to dance. I did feel a bit sorry for them, but they had obviously spent all their budget on an expensive venue, rather than thinking about their guests.
The wedding where the brides fathers speech ended with 'some say that I am not losing a daughter but gaining a lovely son, but no, I am definitely losing a daughter'!!
And the one last week where the bride and groom did an astonishingly bad choreographed first dance........they WALKED round the floor rather than dancing, he stepped on her dress a million times and when he 'dipped' her backwards at the end I thought he was going to drop her!
It was excruciating but I had to plaster a smile on my face as the mother of the bride was beaming at us all, looking to see what thd guests reaction would be!!
Oh and the one where the bands electrical equipment blew the one (overloaded) power socket and there was no music or lighting for fifteen mins while it was sorted! 
I went to one wedding where the bestman (who had also been bestman at the grooms first wedding) made the toast to the bride and grom. Unfortunatly he said the name of the first wife. for the second wife.
We had a similar gap Jobs and it was fine, we put the timing on the orders of service so people knew, and our venue was right in the middle of town so people took the chance to check into hotels/get a snack/ditch cars.
Celia what you describe sounds a lot like ours.
I have never been to a really dreadful one, but I have been totally smashed on fizz before dinner at a wedding where the photos were very long. I fell over into the stage on the dancefloor. 
Im always astounded at the time it takes to have a few photos done , how many are actually displayed post wedding ? Even if there arnt many people it seems you need to have several of the bride and her bouquet on her dress or peeking round corners or being picked up .............aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh. And no-one else other than possibly the mother of the bride ever wants to look at the ruddy things .
Thankyou so much for listening
I was at a wedding once where one of the brides uncles got completely pissed, started hurling abuse at his ex wife and daughter and then ended up pushing his siter out of the way as he stormed out of the room. She fell over, smashed her head open on the doorframe and we ended up calling the paramedics and police
I once went to 3 weddings in 3 days! One was evening invite but still!!
We didn't go on holiday that year as it cost us so much.
Best one of the 3 was in a Marquee in the grounds of a castle, the local WI catered and we had the best meringues ever with local strawberries. The flowers were lavender from bride's grandads garden. it was lovely.
Worst wedding i ever attended was held in very lovely Parish Church where my then SiL had recently married. My family, well ex's family, all wore our finery from that wedding. The other guests were wearing shell suits, all of them.
The reception was in a Leisure Centre, the brides father didn't take off the duffle coat he wore with his Shell Suit.
I won't recount the full horror of it all!! I think I have erased it.
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Not a wedding but I went to a renewal of vows once where one of the woman's vows was to "support her husband more and not to listen when her friends criticise him." 
IIRC she had a fantastic well paid job and he dabbled in this and that.
She had organised a wonderful spread with the most fantabulosa puddings, but I did not see her eat any of them, although she talked about them, and how lovely they were. She also talked about how she had been so busy that morning but had still made time to go for a swim. She weighed about 6 stone. I felt so sorry for her.
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