Ode to Brian cox

[CockyPants]

Brian cox
You silver fox
You are dead fit
And don't talk shit
Unlike most men.....

Paul Hollywood you are fit too. And you bake cakes. What's not to like????

I've got those Friday night blues,
There ain't nothing on the box
Those Friday might blues,
Hoping the drunken thread rocks,
'cause I'm needing quite a big bang
With Professor Brian Cox

Brian Cox is far too smug looking
If I had to pick one I'd give Dara a f*cking

That Mountie fella from Due South
Can cum in my mouth

Classy.

I know, I'm ashamed of myself!

Oh no, don't be. I like it.

I don't know who the Due South Mountie is though.

Oh, he's lush.
Used to be a Sunday teatime programme years ago (i thunk? Used to watch it with my mum. Repeated now on one of the sky repeats channels)

Lovely, talented mark Gatiss,
You have something about you that iss,
Quite compelling. Though your taken,
And gay too, if I'm not mistaken,
My offer is there, to break new ground.
There's enough of me to go around.
So if you'd like to bring your mate,
Mr Cumberbatch, that would be great!

Tom Hardy,
put it up me!
You are a ride,
so come inside. ( or alternatively all over me!)

Oh Michel Roux

I'd do you

and whilst I'm at it, I'll have Monica too

Felix, that's particularly filthy. Love it.

Its all from the heart LadyClarice!

Yes, I can tell.

Oh Rupert! Rupert- Penry Jones!
Come over here and jump my bones.
You blond haired love god, tall and posh.
Now give me your big schlong to nosh!

Adam Duritz
You can come on my tits
And your dreadlocks can tickle my pussy
Your beard in my bush
Or your cock up my tush
Cos frankly I'm not fussy

Benedict C
For your sweet lips I pine
If you show me yours
I'll show you mine

Due respect to Hilly.

Damien Lewis oh Damien Lewis
I don't mean to be a whinger
But you could make me howl
With your manly scowl
And your knob all trimmed in ginger

Brian Cox, your rictus grin
makes me want to smash your face in.

Sorry. I've just realised that that does not make my intentions towards Damien very clear and it could be taken either way as could I. So, for the record, I would be howling in ecstasy if Damien wanted to put his ginger knob in my direction.

Brian Cox
Is a rubber-faced gopper
The thought of him
Makes me sew up my clopper

HillyWallaby!

Bwahahahah! That is a cracker Hilly!

I'd have you George Clooney
Over that Wayne Rooney
Any old day
Even if you are gay- I don't believe it
But then I'm still in denial
About George Michael

I wonder if their lawyers agents are reading this thread...?