Ode to Brian cox

[CockyPants]

Brian cox
You silver fox
You are dead fit
And don't talk shit
Unlike most men.....

Paul Hollywood you are fit too. And you bake cakes. What's not to like????

Oh Brian, oh Brian,
Sciencey man,
DH is away,
So quick!
To bed while we can!

On hearing that David Tennant got married over xmas,

My dear David Tennant,
My Hamlet divine,
You finally got married,
after all of this time.
So the star of my fantasies,
is missing in action.
Where now can I turn,
For orgasmic distraction?

Gareth Malone you're a bit of a nerd
But refusing to shag you would be absurd
Play with my bits
While I sing 80's hits
We'll screw loudly enough to be heard.

Plumbing depths of verse...

Moon River
Wider than a mile
Just like Coxy's smile
Way hay

Yay, we made classics!

Oh, it's in Classics

(all down to me and me alone, of course!)

Bruce Willis
Still is
A bit of a looker.

Yippee kai-ay, motherfucker

I imagine you, Brian Cox, in your white lab coat
Chasing Higgs-Bosuns wherever they go
Batting neutrinos out of the way
In case your tomorrow becomes yesterday

Whispers astrophysicists don't wear white coats,
Cause they don't dissect stoats,
Or make lab notes
While making smelly chemicals
They have telescopes,
They don't believe in popes
And they write long equations on their blackboards.

The clue's in the word imagine, Joan.
I'll send you a special catalogue.

BOSONS!!!!!! rhymes with ON

Named after someone (Bose) and not anything to do with shipping...

Should be Bose's, then.

Taio cruz
No need to snooze
Lay off the booze
Or you'll get B D
Which ain't so good
When you're shagging me

Brian Cox
Would a particle named after you
Be a Coxon? Or a coxswain?

I doubt you shag your missus with your soxon.

fermions and bosons.....muons, electrons, mesons, photons.....

no soxons yet but there is time....

also Boson is said more with a z than an s.

same with mesons for that matter....

Please stop before you get to klingons
We'd like to keep the ode thread pure
Or there'll be smutty talk of strap-ons
And what poor Professor Cox could endure.

Doctoring the Tardis
I always suspected as much.

Oh Philip Gleinster
Let's fly to Leinster
And I can get my gums
Round your Gene Genie Plums

Gene genie plums.

Genius.

Gene genie plums
Let yourself goooooooo
Uh-wo-oh.

Mckagan, duff you can lick my muff
Please don't be blue, axl Rose can cum too

Johnny Galecki's
Small and specky

But I still would