Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

[CauldronsTrulyReign]

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

You could sell them to the Prince Philipbot to turn into robots as part of his plan to take over the world.

I was looking back through the thread & realised that Ihavewelliesbutitssunny solved the mystery back on page 3.

Congratulations, Wellies, have a

Can we go down the pub now? Case solved and all that?

OK. Anyone else coming?

IHYRKU - well he is an excellent joiner but wont do a fucking thing in our house so he would be very useful for fitting out your new HQ for world takeover.

I dont want him back mind till he is battered into submission agrees to start work on our extension that he has promised me for the last fucking 5 years.

Ta - right then - pub directions anyone ?

Mine's a Pernod and black and Caulds is partial to a Malibu and pineapple.

Hey, I provided the last round of - someone else's turn now!

Mine's a Budweiser Ice.

My toaster is under performing. It is in its place. It has not done charity work. It will not get into Oxford.

Hehehehe...... I love it when MNHQ join me in my world-domination schemes.....

Oh, good luck going to the pub, you lot. I've stolen all the glasses! Bwaahahaha!

Give them back!

Oh and IHYRKU, I have to report you to the Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Toasters and Allied Kitchen Utensils. It's not right, having you coming along, haranguing poor, defenceless utensils like that.

Think of the spatulas people!

Power to the knives and forks!

Boost the spoons!

IHYRKU, where do MNHQ come into this? What have you done to them?

Blimey! Are you lot still going? Such devotion to the cause. Whatever that may be

I think this might be the most serious cause yet.

I think IHYRKU and the rest of the gang have infiltrated MNHQ.

The plot thickens...

Yes it does.... IHYRKU, if you're there, WHAT DO YOU WANT and WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Bwahahahaha.........

Just when you thought you were all safe....

That's right.....

I've hijacked MNHQ!

You fiend! What are your demands?

I have to have more demands?

Can't a simple entrepreneur have a dream without specifying demands?

Maybe it's time I got out of this business. It's a fork eat fork world out there....

You mean it was MNHQ you wanted all along?

I'll have you know that MNHQ fully endorse my taking over the world.

How do you know I'm NOT Justine Rebecca Olivia one of them?

IHYRKU has a point there Empress

Right
I have to take DD to Scouts in a minute but when I get back, I need a team to infiltrate MNHQ and expose IHYRKU. We'll know her/him by the white spatula. It could be anyone from Justine to DuncanTech.

This is a dangerous mission and we may not come back alive (but a bunch of ghost MNers would work quite well for Hallowe'en)

Ready when you are

Err...can you remember where the hell I left my grappling hook?

Bwahahahahaha!

You mean this grappling hook ?