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Original poster

Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

653 replies

CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 12:50

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Confused
OP posts:
IHaveYourToaster · 09/10/2011 19:24
EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 09/10/2011 19:32

No, can't see anything... What do you want IHYK? How can I save my kettle?

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 09/10/2011 19:54

We don't have any more GB biscuits.

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 09/10/2011 19:55

Think someone was yanking your chain, Empress. Wink

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 09/10/2011 20:17

Then where's my kettle?

Original poster
CauldronsTrulyReign · 09/10/2011 20:41

You lot.

[proud]

But arf at Chaos rhyming with Lagos.

Hmm Grin
OP posts:
EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 09/10/2011 20:50

Chaos! Are you ok? How's the toaster? Oh, there's my kettle.

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 09/10/2011 21:04

Poetic licence, Chaos :o

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 09/10/2011 21:09

Chaos, are you going to show this thread to your mum?

Hungrydragon · 09/10/2011 21:28

Chaos, are you going to show your nipple tassles to your Mum?

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 09/10/2011 22:29

If you do show your nipple tassles to your mum, you have to take pics of her reaction Grin

FellatioNelson · 10/10/2011 05:46

I love this thread. so glad it is in classics. But what about Kevin? We need to talk about Kevin. Grin Is there another thread? I am unsatiated.

ScaredTEECat · 10/10/2011 06:15

Kevin?

FellatioNelson · 10/10/2011 07:14

Yes Kevin! Kevin McLeod wot kissed Chaos.

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 07:24

Kevin? Confused

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 07:33

Oh that Kevin, sorry. Not actually sure who he is tbh Blush, Google's not that much help. The footballer?

FellatioNelson · 10/10/2011 07:43

You don't know who Kevin grand Designs McLeod is? Confused Don't you have a telly?

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 07:55

No. Well we've got one that DD watches sometimes but can't remember the last time I did.

Thzumbiewitch · 10/10/2011 08:00

Well that was half an hour I won't get back! Grin
Glad you got your toaster back from your Mum Chaos - have you had your key back off her yet before she comes round and tidies your undies drawer when you're out?

Can't believe she didn't leave a note...

Maad mad thread - great fun!

IHaveYourRandomKitchenUtensils · 10/10/2011 08:11

Bwahahahaha.......

You may think it's over..... But there is always one more battle....

Be afraid, be very afraid.

CotherMuckingFunt · 10/10/2011 08:15

So where is my white spatula with the wooden handle then? Hmm? Hmm??

IHaveYourRandomKitchenUtensils · 10/10/2011 08:20

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IHaveYourRandomKitchenUtensils · 10/10/2011 08:20

Oh poo shits.

I mean this one?

madam52 · 10/10/2011 08:55

Grin Grin cant believe this is still going long after OP solved. Funniest and best thread ever - who needs bitching ? I do Absolutely brilliant.

Btw - if I come back in a week - IHYRKU will you have morphed into IHYLADHPs ( I Have Your Lazy Arse Dear Husbands/Partners )

Please ?

pretty please ?

IHaveYourRandomKitchenUtensils · 10/10/2011 09:03

Hmmm....

Extrapolating from kitchen utensils?

An interesting thought.

What's in it for me, though, eh?? Eh??

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