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Original poster

Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

653 replies

CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 12:50

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Confused
OP posts:
EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 20:53
SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 20:54
Shock
EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 20:56

JUSTINE!

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 20:58

If I disappear soon I haven't been kidnapped - I've just picked up DD.

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 21:03

I can't believe it, what a set up!

With hindsight, we should've known however. I mean, really? Giving into the kidnappers demands? Very un-MN like and a huge red flag now that I think about it.

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 21:05

Very true. I think we need to get Justine to the police, get MNHQ cleaned up and return all these utensils to their rightful owners.... Although I'm not sure how.

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 21:08

How do we get squished zombie parts out of the carpet? Hmm

I think anyone who's lost a utensil should come and post here so we can try and figure out what belongs to who Confused

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 10/10/2011 21:13

Hahahaha.

Dear, dear, what a mess....

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 21:35

Aha! But how do we know you're not Justine pretending to be you pretending to be the kidnapper who is in fact, Justine?

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 21:37

Maybe we should post on Good Housekeeping for advice on the carpet.

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 10/10/2011 21:37

Shall we just get smashed?

Like all the crockery, utensils and other kitchenware that I have stolen

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 21:38

I think getting smashed will do nicely especially as we've smashed everything else in our rescue mission Grin

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 21:43

Takes Wine.

Cheers.

MNHQ
OliviaMumsnet · 10/10/2011 21:45
SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 10/10/2011 21:46

To a thread well derailed with complete and utter ridiculousness.

:o

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 10/10/2011 21:46

Olivia! It's ok, I didn't implicate you much :o

Wine ?

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 21:49

Sorry about the carpet, Olivia. Um, and the walls and the desks. But everyone's safe now.

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 21:51
Grin

We should have a quiche for the slightly insane people who love to take a thread to the absolute height of absurdity when derailing it.

Cheers.

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 10/10/2011 21:53

Can I just point out that it was bloody nigh on impossible with all the namechanging I was doing to keep track of everything?

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 21:54

Well done SayGhoul! It would've given me a hell of a headache keeping up Grin

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 10/10/2011 21:57

Oh and also..... it wasn't just me. I was NOT the original IHYT.

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 22:00

You were brilliant, SayGhoul!
But I really want to know who IHYT was, I've been racking my brains and not got it. I'll join that quiche, Sephrenia :-D

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 10/10/2011 22:03

I know who it is, but cannot divulge.

Twas someone who posted on here, and I believe she has been on today as well.......

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 22:04

I'd quite like to know who it was too!

whomovedmychocolate · 10/10/2011 22:06

like