Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

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There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

JUSTINE!

If I disappear soon I haven't been kidnapped - I've just picked up DD.

I can't believe it, what a set up!

With hindsight, we should've known however. I mean, really? Giving into the kidnappers demands? Very un-MN like and a huge red flag now that I think about it.

Very true. I think we need to get Justine to the police, get MNHQ cleaned up and return all these utensils to their rightful owners.... Although I'm not sure how.

How do we get squished zombie parts out of the carpet?

I think anyone who's lost a utensil should come and post here so we can try and figure out what belongs to who

Hahahaha.

Dear, dear, what a mess....

Aha! But how do we know you're not Justine pretending to be you pretending to be the kidnapper who is in fact, Justine?

Maybe we should post on Good Housekeeping for advice on the carpet.

Shall we just get smashed?

Like all the crockery, utensils and other kitchenware that I have stolen

I think getting smashed will do nicely especially as we've smashed everything else in our rescue mission

Takes .

Cheers.

To a thread well derailed with complete and utter ridiculousness.

:o

Olivia! It's ok, I didn't implicate you much :o

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Sorry about the carpet, Olivia. Um, and the walls and the desks. But everyone's safe now.

We should have a quiche for the slightly insane people who love to take a thread to the absolute height of absurdity when derailing it.

Cheers.

Can I just point out that it was bloody nigh on impossible with all the namechanging I was doing to keep track of everything?

Well done SayGhoul! It would've given me a hell of a headache keeping up

Oh and also..... it wasn't just me. I was NOT the original IHYT.

You were brilliant, SayGhoul!
But I really want to know who IHYT was, I've been racking my brains and not got it. I'll join that quiche, Sephrenia :-D

I know who it is, but cannot divulge.

Twas someone who posted on here, and I believe she has been on today as well.......

I'd quite like to know who it was too!

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