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Oh. My toaster has gone missing.

653 replies

CauldronsTrulyReign · 07/10/2011 12:50

There's just a big gap on the work surface well, besides some crumbs.

What the actual croissant?

Confused
OP posts:
SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 19:13
Shock

That's my grappling hook!

Empress, help!

IHaveEverythingOfYours · 10/10/2011 19:29

It's too late. I have taken over the world.

Prepare for Armageddon.

Just as long as there aren't any zombies around.... I'm frickin terrified of zombies....

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 19:40

Right. We have to act fast. Sephrenia, round up some zombies.

I'm going in.

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 19:45
SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 19:48
SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 19:49

Oi! You!, Yeah, you, with the rotting flesh, go in the front way!

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 19:53

Hi-fives Sephrenia.

OK, we need to round up everyone here and see who freaks out most at the zombies. Let's leave a couple of them guarding the exits. Ready?

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 19:56

Ready!

Grin
justaboutstillhere · 10/10/2011 20:09

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EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 20:10

Then let's GOOOO!!!!!!

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 10/10/2011 20:11

Zombies!!

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 10/10/2011 20:12
SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 20:16

Keep an eye out for the spatula!

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 20:17

There! And she's got the white spatula!

But who is she?

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 20:18

Zombies, GRAB HER!!!!!!

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 20:18

I don't know! There's too many utensils to be able to make her out!

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 20:20

Good grief, the zombies are useless. I mean, look at them, they're falling apart before they can grab anything. It's a shambles. You can't really conduct a decent charge when your leg falls off halfway through, can you?

We need backup.

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 20:28

LISTEN, MNHQ! One of you is an evil genius trying to take over the world! Capture the holder of the white spatula! Any MNers who can hear me, GET IN HERE AND HELP!!!!!!!!!!!

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 10/10/2011 20:36
SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 20:41

Haha! We found you evil utensil overlord!

because I hadn't made the connection and you just doubly outed yourself

Now give me my grappling hook back!

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 20:41
SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 20:44

I'll go to the left, you go to the right and the zombies will distract her Wink

SayGhoulNowSayWitch · 10/10/2011 20:48

Ow! Ow! Ouchie! That's my ear, you big bullies!

EmpressOfTheVampireSkulls · 10/10/2011 20:49

Got it. One, two, three...

SephreniaRidesABroomstick · 10/10/2011 20:50
Grin
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