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dh threw wine at the wall

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mario91 · 11/05/2011 16:33

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

OP posts:
ChickensHaveNoEyebrows · 11/05/2011 17:03

That apostrophe wasn't me. It was the evil iPad

Bathsheba · 11/05/2011 17:03

I'm a Sharon. Its not me. No-one fancies me......esp not enough to waste wine over...

:(

HecateQueenOfTheNight · 11/05/2011 17:04

oh.

Is this a joke thread?

[plank]
Blush

Suncottage · 11/05/2011 17:04

I shall cook dinner for you OP - Don't leave us like this!

travellingwilbury · 11/05/2011 17:04

And truffles Lion don't forget the truffles .

SharontheHoor · 11/05/2011 17:04

cheers hully dear, i haven't nothin against the lesbians and there was that incident in teh pub toilet last year with trace but i think i will pass

TheCowardlyLion · 11/05/2011 17:04

Oh crap. Add 'truffles' to the list too.

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 17:05
AuntieMonica · 11/05/2011 17:05

Wink at Bathsheba

you come here often?

Hassled · 11/05/2011 17:05

Hecate - no-one knows. But let's never forget that a wasp died today.

Hullygully · 11/05/2011 17:05
VinegarTits · 11/05/2011 17:06

something not right about the stain on this wall

truffles
magnolia
cup of tea

Suncottage · 11/05/2011 17:06

Oohhh better add nuts as well to the whiteboard, bound to show up sooner or later.

fearnelinen · 11/05/2011 17:06

OP I made too much spaghetti - here you go...
Sharonthehoor I think you ought to feck off - look what you've done, bitch.

OTheHugeManatee · 11/05/2011 17:06

Marking.

Blu · 11/05/2011 17:07

Did he kill the wasp when he threw the wine?
I would call the RSPCA.
It's animal abuse.
Angry

VinegarTits · 11/05/2011 17:07
Hullygully · 11/05/2011 17:07

Don't speak to SharontheHoor thusly! She is a Lady. My Lady. I shall honour her with wasps.

NettoSuperstar · 11/05/2011 17:08

I like how the OP doesn't want the wasp to sting her today as though wasp stinging may be welcome some other time.

Bathsheba · 11/05/2011 17:08

OPretty much all the time Auntie Monica..:-)

ChaoticAngelQueenofAnarchy · 11/05/2011 17:08

Add southern comfort and lemonade to the board as well Grin

Blu · 11/05/2011 17:08

(VT - 'mucky dishcloth' nees to go on the whiteboard)

VinegarTits · 11/05/2011 17:09

i need to go to the lab with these, someone keep taking notes on my white board?

NettoSuperstar · 11/05/2011 17:09

Hang on, where did the callroom come from, and why has no one answered me about Turkey?

VinegarTits · 11/05/2011 17:09