dh threw wine at the wall

[mario91]

we were having an argument and he fancies sharon and we said a lot of bad things to ech other but he threw wine at the wall and id just painted it and so aibu to think he should paint it because he threw the wine but i said id decorate the house and he uses this as an excuse to say he shouldnt have to do it but he threw the wine.

[BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack]

Did you rub his nose in it...actually no, that would be a reward, the bastard would be bound to try and lick it

And in the words of the song....who the fuck is Sharon??

[CareyFakes]

Go round that Sharon's and teach her a fucking lesson, slag.

[VinegarTits]

and why is he drinking wine at this time?

[PinkToeNails]

I want to know about Sharon....

[Suncottage]

Finally

Hides wine

[KatieMiddleton]

What sort of wine? If it was cheap chardonnay he is NBU. If it was naice wine his BU.

But more importantly who is Sharon?

[mario91]

sharon didnt throw the wine, dh did. this happened last night and i tried to clean the wall again today but it wont come clean and its not on the carpet so thats good just a dead wasp near the window but ill hoover that in a minute. I just think he should paint the wall because I only painted it last week and it took ages and everyone was saying how nice it looked.

[JenaiMarrHePlaysGuitar]

I hope Roly wasn't involved. Valhalla will have your guts for garters if the poor mutt caught a glancing blow from the wine glass.

[travellingwilbury]

Good place to leave your paint I reckon .

What are you talking about please ?

Pretty please

[Hassled]

I feel a bit sorry for Sharon.

[Hullygully]

Sharon should paint the wall. It's her fault for being a cheap hoor.

[Suncottage]

Okay - I am backing away slooooowllly with no sudden movements...........

[VinegarTits]

what bad things were said? MINOR stuff like 'you rotter?' and you pig' or major stuff like

'YOU EVIL DEVIL FACED WHORE OF A MOTHER FUCKERS ARSE HOLE'

[Valpollicella]

I think the dead wasp is symbolic of your marriage tbh.

[travellingwilbury]

Was the wasp pissed ?

[Hullygully]

Sharon put the dead wasp there. She knows you will have an anaphylatic (but the right word) reaction and then she will get her claws into him

[Bearcrumble]

What colour is the paint?

[VinegarTits]

lie down on this couch here OP, relax and tell us about the wasp?

[VinegarTits]

what colour was the wine?

[Hassled]

I'm very impressed that he threw the wine but not the glass. There must have been some good wrist-flicky action going on.

[mario91]

well the argument started about sharon and i was trying not to be too mean beacuse he was in hispotal with a stomach ulcer last week and is supposed to be resting but that also meant he shouldnt be drinking the wine and i dont think sharon helps and i said this too him but i said it nice and he said hes sick of me going off at him all the time and telling him what to do and said i go on like his mum so i said hes ignorent and childish like his dad and so he got mad and i said go off and storm upstairs like you always do because you cant discuss anything properly so he threw the wine at the wall and it didnt go on the carpet.

[NettoSuperstar]

How many bottles glasses of wine did you have before typing this?

[travellingwilbury]

I want some wine now , and I am going to blame Sharon .

Was it red or white by the way ?

I am assuming red , doubt white would stain much .

[Suncottage]

Maybe the wall had pissed him off? What colour is it? A soft Egyptian Sand or a hostile Ocean Paradise?

Dulux or F&B?

[BettySwollocksandaCrustyRack]

maybe he will discuss it properly when we see him on Jeremy Kyle!